Moo
my name is Moo - look into my eyes - seriously, open the profile pic and look - and just like that, you're mine
easier for me to re-post then it is for me to type - it's hard to step on all of the keys in order
- "Ladies and gentlemen (but mostly for the gentlemen, because patriarchy)…originalism!...It kind of parrots the party’s ... slogan “Make America Great Again,” which, like originalism, promises a return to the way things were. (Patriarchy—that’s the way things were.)" slate.com/news-and-pol...
- Just love my bro's contented snores....🥰
- This is horrific.
- The state of Georgia is keeping a deceased Black woman’s corpse hooked up to machines against her family’s wishes because she was 9 weeks pregnant and they cannot let them shut off the machines b/c it violates their anti-abortion laws “ITS TORTURE,” says her family www.11alive.com/article/news...
- AOC, talking Medicaid cuts — after Rep. Weber chides her for addressing the camera: “.. There are 13.7 million Americans on the other side of that screen. .. They deserve. To see. What is happening. Here.” @aoc.bsky.social
- Damn skippy
- 🔥 DAMN! — @benniegthompson to @kristinoem: “I’m glad you found time among your many photo ops and costume changes to testify.”
- POV: You are the chicken
- Truth
- One of Trump’s imported voters from South Africa was caught spreading antisemitic hate online. In a now-deleted April 2023 post, X user @charlkleinhaus wrote that Jews were “untrustworthy,” “a dangerous group,” and “not God’s chosen.”
- We strongly advise the public not to do this, it’s unsafe. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. posted photos of himself and his grandkids swimming in Rock Creek, a Washington waterway so contaminated with sewage runoff that swimming has been banned citywide for over 50 years.
- Is it just me, or does swimming up shit creek feel like a metaphor for the entire country right now...
- "Let me tell you something else about Stacy’s mom and what she has goin’ on. Did you guess, “connections to the Japanese yakuza?” If so, you’d be 100 percent correct."
- Moo: You always say you wish you could live like a cat. Moo the Benevolent grants your wish for a day. Now, lay back down. The sun is in perfect napping position.
- This Mother's Day, get her what she's always wanted; a cloak of protection from mischievous fairies, a little cabin that roams through the wildlands on giant chicken legs, and an enchanted dagger to call her own.
- How did you know?
- What all mom's want for mother's day: the inability to leave bed due to being trapped under a napping of cats. Done.
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- Jfc
- I know it isn't #Caturday yet, but I have a feeling you could all use this photo of Stove today. He's a very handsomb boi. Please pay your pet tariffs by posting photos of your babies below.
- Bro!
- The fact that there's zero daylight between "pope they picked" and "only pope they would've picked if JD Vance really did kill the previous pope" is kind of interesting.
- Hahaha "if" hahahahaha
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- Also, how fucking amazing is science? Let's eradicate this fucking disease.
- "Appeasement, as Churchill warned, is like feeding a crocodile and hoping to be the last one eaten."
- “So far, the most energetic opposition has come not from civic leaders but from everyday citizens, showing up at Congressional town hall meetings or participating in Hands Off rallies across the country. “Our leaders must follow their example.” Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/05/08/o...
- Their America is vanishing because they voted against their economic interests for decades in order to pursue a backward social agenda. They voted themselves out of the middle class, and now they want to blame others.
- Patel gets mad at Patty Murray and says he's "not gonna tolerate" her line of questioning
- Go Patty
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- Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉 Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace. You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.
- He is literally the best. Happy birthday, Sir David!!!
- Happy birthday to my favorite nature dude!
- Hi, I’m God. I promise you that he won’t live forever. Please stop poking God with sticks and telling Me to do it faster.
- No. Faster, pls.
- Trump continues to focus on past elections instead of solutions for real problems
- It's funny how much he hates that a woman of color is just smarter than he is lol you'd think he'd be used to it by now, but I guess stupid is as stupid does...
- Trump Admin is shutting down OCDETF program — prosecutors, agents and analysts who target transnational drug cartels. Odd decision in light of stated priorities. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
- Well, that's what you do when you're definitely not committing international crimes, right?
- RFK Jr. went on Fox News and lied through his teeth. He said they weren’t cutting critical research. Terminated grants so far have included studies on cancer, Alzheimer’s, HIV, and tuberculosis. Ohio researchers lost funding for kidney disease and TB projects. This guy doesn’t care about health.
- For the second time in less than two weeks, a U.S. Navy fighter jet from the aircraft carrier Harry S. Truman has been lost in the Red Sea. The two pilots aboard the plane ejected and sustained minor injuries.
- Yeah....DEI was the problem.....
- Shitty propaganda and cheap grift are the hallmarks of this talent-free termagant who repulses voters and takes whatever fetid scraps Trump throws her www.npr.org/2025/05/07/n...
- In the game of Puppets vs Muppets....I vote Muppets. "The Ready To Learn grant...has historically funded well-known children’s programs, including “Sesame Street,” “Reading Rainbow” and “Clifford the Big Red Dog.”"
- vandalism www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/u...
- Perfection.
- Hi, I’m God. And I’m extremely worried about planet Earth. 😟
- maybe some surgical smiting? just an idea
- The masked ICE agents are in DC today, as rumored, whisking people off the street while covering their faces completely.
- cowards hide their faces
- omg, I LOVED this song when I was an age I won't say out loud!
- Trump wants to destroy the economy so that he can declare martial law and imprison all the people on his enemies list.
- 1) this guy is a monster; but 2) why the ever loving fuck are women still seeing & taking their kids to MALE obgyns? and, nope, don't give any fucks whatsoever about how sexist that sounds. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/n...
- Tea time!
- I think we get used to stuff, like the proverbial frog in the pot, and lose track of how absolutely humiliating it is to have a belligerent, altered buffoon representing our nation and spewing gibberish on the world stage. But sitting him next to a normal person brings it home.
- Seriously embarrassing
- Fuck SCOTUS. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/u...
- Somehow this wasn’t a parody. And he’s proud of it🤦♂️
- Ha! This is the pic with all his euro drugs in the open drawer behind him!
- "Political scientists also reassured Americans that since a country’s descent into fascism virtually always just goes away on its own, there was absolutely no need for anyone to do anything."
- Political Scientists Reassure Americans That Stripping Minorities Of Citizenship Usually Where Descent Into Fascism Peters Out theonion.com/politic...
- Bro!
- This is a shockingly mistaken understanding of due process by Stephen Miller. It is likely this misunderstanding that is informing the President’s misunderstanding.
- Duuuuuude....none of this is Miller or Trump "misunderstanding" anything.
- Bravo, young man! www.comicsands.com/autistic-boy...
- seems kind of weird that the vice president of the united states is openly supportive of german neo-nazis!
- Does it though, at this point...?
- Kristi Noem on Abrego Garcia's wife: "Is she still scared? So many people and victims I've worked with over the years, they say one thing in public because they have to to survive or to protect their children. So I wouldn't say that what she's saying today is how she really feels."
- It's the absolute and total lack of sincerity. The shit-eating grin while the crocodile tears get stuck in the botox. Fuck this puppy-popping puta.
- Stop making me agree with Ron Paul!
