Tim Onion
American businessman.
- It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
- Yes, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social … YES
- The fact that there's zero daylight between "pope they picked" and "only pope they would've picked if JD Vance really did kill the previous pope" is kind of interesting.
- Reposted by Tim OnionNot AI. Just quality photo journalism
- Reposted by Tim OnionAh, but of course. #OligarchEra 🤡 @washingtonpost.com @jeffstein.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
- Reposted by Tim OnionSLJ: “.. We continue to believe the risks of investors being blind-sided by such a non-linear sell-off in the dollar continue to rise. The sharp sell-off in [the Taiwan dollar] last week is such an example. There will be others, we predict.” @marketwatch.com www.marketwatch.com/story/a-curr...
- Reposted by Tim OnionCBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
- Reposted by Tim OnionSome wisdom from the MAHA movement.
- Is anybody missing two jets? I found two jets. I will leave them on the lawn until noon, otherwise they're going OBO on Facebook marketplace.
- The create-a-player energy on Pat Spencer is off the charts. Default haircut and novelty mustache? Sure, could be real. No visible tattoos or knee brace? I can deal with all of this. But number 61? Not a real guy, sorry.
