𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
Laugh at the absurd, ponder the peculiar, and celebrate the sheer randomness of existence. DC native.
- Tuesday is Monday’s less famous evil twin.
- Rationing outrage is the self-care of 2025.
- Me: "You wanna go upstairs?" Him: "Oh yeah." Me: "Do you have protection?" Him: [startled] "Why, what's up there?"
- And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray to be seen by others.” - Matthew 6:5
- Trump’s not under foreign influence - he’s under new management.
- Merrick Garland is proof that accountability can die of natural causes.
- Cutting Medicaid to fund tax cuts is the political version of selling grandma’s wheelchair to buy crypto.
- Cutting Medicaid to fund tax cuts is like stealing crutches to buy rollerblades for a yacht club.
- George Bush must be kicking himself in the ass right about now for not keeping that bike built for him by Israel.
- This was on the top of my LinkedIn this morning.
