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  “So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom theonion.com/gavin-n...
  

  Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

  SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless population. “So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom, who acknowledged that while he and the […]

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  Sean Combs Asks For Quick Trial So He Can Get To Part Where Trump Pardons Him
  

  Sean Combs Asks For Quick Trial So He Can Get To Part Where Trump Pardons Him

  NEW YORK—Insisting that they were all busy people with things to do, Sean “Diddy” Combs reportedly asked a U.S. district court judge for a quick trial Tuesday so that he could just get to the part whe...

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  Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
  

  Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

  SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...

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  The Onion theonion.com · 8h
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  The Onion theonion.com · May 12
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  AI Version Of Dead Arizona Man Addresses Killer During Sentencing theonion.com/ai-vers...
  
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  The Onion theonion.com · May 12
  Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President theonion.com/man-can...
  
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  The Onion theonion.com · May 12
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  The Onion theonion.com · May 12
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