Correction: not JUST him

We’re not worried about him living forever. We’re worried about him outliving the United States of America.

Nope. Part of our agreement God! I get to pester ya as much as I want 😜 Now come onnnnn

No. Hurry it the fuck up already. It's only been 4 months & we're already beyond cooked.

Really? RBG, John Lewis, MLK, RFK all gone but this guy, Rove, Stephen Miller, all the Jan 6 and Charlottesville "good people" chanting "Jews will not replace us!" still living it up? Gaza and Ukranian infants gone but Netanyahu and Putin still living lavishly? Help me understand. Thanks.

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If you just did it, we would stop poking you. You waited too long. Now, we need you to take out the entire Executive Branch to make us satisfied. <brandishes poking stick>

My novena is working overtime, God.

Well it's either a stick or a stun gun... Pick one.

Just admit it. Working in mysterious ways just means you have no idea WTF you're doing.... It's ok. It's actually liberating to confess....

I dont want fast, I want creative.

If we stop poking you with sticks will you do it faster? 😁

Nope. Out of patience. The poking will continue.

How bout if we beg and plead, and send lots of money? 🤣

No - I don't like your timing or methodology. If you can let all those folks die in Gaza, you can certainly pull the plug on a 34 time felon and adjudicated rapist. Consider yourself poked thusly - and for Christ sake, get busy smiting!

Well what would prompt you to act more quickly? Asking for a friend.

Can I bribe you with freshly baked chocolate chip cookies?

Pretty please do it faster?

I mean unless the stick is gonna make it go slower I’m not closing off any options. ♥️🤍💙

Well, OK.☹️

Has Pope Francis let you in on something?

In the meantime people suffer? If one of my children was being abused I’d intervene as soon as possible. You just gonna let everybody deal, huh? Typical.

Seriously—someone behind him in his ear “Remember, you are food for worms” whispered day and night.

Sorry. Ima keep poking.

What if I asked really, really nicely?

* grabs electric cow prod* What about now?

Well, what’s the effing holdup?

It's okay that you lost your balls, God. No one stays the same forever.

The 'right people' know where Mag-A-Lardo is. Have faith.

You're dead to me.

God, we discuss this every night. I get it. He'll die when he's screwed things up so badly he can't be martyred, and his little movement will die with him. But until then, a few boils, a pox on his house (His house, not ours), and a whole lot of locusts in Mar-a-lago would be cool.

But haven’t we learned patience enough?

lol, you thought it was a stick.

Well, you didn’t waste any time in taking my mom, and she never destroyed the country. She didn’t even get to see me graduate from college.

Well, Sir…the Other Guy ain’t moving too quickly to reclaim him either, so may REQUIRE Divine Intervention here.

I think we’re being too nice, how about a hot poker instead

It doesn't have to be fast. It can be... deliciously *s-l-o-w*... We eagerly await his arrival over at the Duck Pond of Fire, but y'know, if You want to play with him a bit first, hey, zero objections here.

Well stop poking you with sticks until it happens. This is an emergency.

This is why I don’t believe in you…but I could be persuaded. Just do it.

prod lucifer to come for his sons; trump and vance

NO! I WANT HIM GONE!

Here I got you this doll for Christmas...

Please Satan, today

Please hurry 😂

Yeh you being Merrick Garland

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How about treats? Treats aren’t sticks. How about some nice fruitcake

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The reason people keep asking you to do it faster is that F47 and the Republican administration are the most ignorant, hateful, selfish, corrupt, fascist ,misogynistic, seditious, treasonous assholes, and it totally sucks ass here

Do you have room on your schedule for tomorrow?

Then do it.

In my dreams…

Dude, his number two has all the characteristics of being even more evil. You keep playing chess, and don't let us rush you.

Crimony, if you’d snuff the likes of trump, Vance, Miller, Noem, etc. as fast as you off good people, we’d stop complaining! 🤨

Maybe Satan is helping him to live forever.

Extra Big Macs!!

Seriously tho, it's not just him. If he kicked it tomorrow, Vance and the Heritage Foundation truly take over. Leon is still a major problem too. Go for the strike, G.

We would appreciate if you dropped everything else you are working on at the moment and take care of this problem immediately.

Do voodoo dolls work? Asking for a friend.

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Well maybe just get JD to spend more time with him!

She finds anything that breaths.

If we get rid of HIM - the 🍊👶 - we will be stuck with JD. The whole lot of them and the 🎪🤡🚗 Cabinet need to be impeached, removed and imprisoned.

Take him sooner that later,....... please!

Sorry, God. I was raised not to hate, or even use that word in relation to a person. But I'm sorely tested these days, you understand!

DEMS AND REPS ARE SCARED OF THE KING! They are SCARED to be bullied or physically harmed by HIM or the Project2025 zealots!Their Right!Our first responders,Military,a child wt illness,we ALL are SCARED!we face our enemy as our found fathers did!BE BRAVE Show us leadership STOP the$$$ for his PARADE

He's just the start.

What can you expect from someone who invented bone cancer for children?

Hey don't piss off your customers. It's not nice. Now, do your job, like you're being paid to do!

Sorry, I’ll lay off on that 😏

No, but the evil that men do lives on and on according to Bruce Dickinson

I never ever poked You but yes please sir. Anytime around now is perfect. Ty God and good morning! 🌻

Perhaps have a chat with your mate The Devil. He might be able to speed things up for us all

Well, stick will follow with stones y'know!

You are God. You are waiting for the right time…

Why isn't Newt Gingrich dead yet, doesn't even Satan want him in his realm?

The fact that you refuse to answer our prayers is why those godless heathens are growing in numbers O’ Lord.🙏🏻

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Ok fine, but what about the rest of them?

lol😆

Well if this is your idea of a joke, I speak for millions when I say this ain't a damn bit funny and we think it's time to get your head out your ass and send the grim reaper down here on a special assignment. R 💙

It’d kinda help the world if you do it faster though…

Think about your reputation though. Letting evil prigs go on for far too long has hurt your brand. Consider the orange Jell-O a turning point. "God brand retribution is going in a bold new direction. There's universal justice in every thunderbolt!"

It'll only take 1 bullet. . .

How else am I going to get this life insurance to FINALLY pay off?

not faster--NOW!

Do it faster! Think of all the good and decent people who ate a bunch of McDonald’s cheeseburgers and died an early death! Why do you love this guy so much that you let him survive and get out of everything? Why why why?