Hand Warmer
Eat. Sleep. Game. Repeat.
- Reposted by Hand WarmerIn a cutscene before the final boss battle in Luigi's Mansion 3, Peach briefly deforms by severely elongating her neck. Below is a comparison of her usual neck length and the extended neck seen in this cutscene.
- Reposted by Hand Warmeryou don’t understand if I don’t get likes I will stop believing in myself
- Reposted by Hand WarmerDETECTIVE: we need to figure out who committed this murder DEFLECTIVE: I think you did it
- Reposted by Hand Warmereach "jerry, no" makes me even stronger. not many people know this
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- Reposted by Hand Warmeroh you rawdogged a 4 hour flight and now you think your mind is capable of incredible discipline bitch i once made it all the way through the silmarillion
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- Reposted by Hand WarmerI eat a lot of lollipops for someone who is not a seductress.
- Reposted by Hand WarmerThese people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow go.bsky.app/8pZS7seat://did:plc:u2ctih6rfg7jf7jekithmwwe/app.bsky.graph.starterpack/3lbwxh2mktl24
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- Reposted by Hand Warmerwhat's great about staring at a wall is that if you forget what you're doing, you're still doing it
- Reposted by Hand WarmerThis one's called "Girl, You Give Me the Quills" and it's dedicated to all the lovely ladies in the audience.
- Reposted by Hand WarmerDoctors are all “don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t salt your food, don’t use all the tongue depressors and fancy swabs and exam table paper to build a horse while you’re waiting blah blah blah
- Reposted by Hand WarmerTouching grass is not enough I need to look down to realize thousands of ants are stealing my picnic
- Reposted by Hand Warmerthe first rule of mime club is probably the same as the first rule of fight club
- Reposted by Hand Warmerevery single day people lose their mind on here because they forget that sometimes people are just stupid
- Reposted by Hand WarmerHappy Mother's Day to all the moms who still cut their kid's hair.
- Reposted by Hand Warmerno joke my elderly catholic dad is watching this pope news while holding his rosary and some ginger snaps
- Reposted by Hand WarmerBut they told me I was going to be the new Pope.
- Reposted by Hand WarmerI am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘cat looking for: ⚪️ A relationship ⚪️ A friendship 🔘 little a salami
- Reposted by Hand WarmerIt’s called Andor because they couldn’t decide what to call it.
- Reposted by Hand Warmerjust had the funniest uber driver of all time. told him I had a few flights coming up and he was like, "lotta planes been falling out of the sky lately. did you see that one in DC, killed all those people?" I said "Yeah..." and he was like "well, sure hope that doesn't happen to you!" five stars
- Reposted by Hand Warmermean posts do not bother me. bad posts do
- Reposted by Hand WarmerNot falling for this.....again.
- Reposted by Hand WarmerThis seagull will be the first living creature to know there's a new Pope outside of the Conclave.
- Reposted by Hand Warmer[inventor of the highlighter] i really enjoyed some of your book
- Reposted by Hand WarmerJust us four penguins doing penguin things, right Gary?
- Reposted by Hand Warmeri think it's beautiful, actually, that the F/A-18 Super Hornet fighter jets were so in love that they followed each other into the sea
- Reposted by Hand WarmerBREAKING NEWS: the choosing of a new Pope has been delayed until after the release of GTA 6
- Reposted by Hand WarmerI could've gone to met gala too but I misplaced my very large hat
- Reposted by Hand WarmerTonight we war.
- Reposted by Hand WarmerAt a 2017 Mario In Real Time event, Mario mocked Waluigi for not appearing in Mario Kart 7.
- Reposted by Hand WarmerIn Super Mario Galaxy, a planet can be seen in the distance in Good Egg Galaxy that should not exist. Attempting to fly to that planet makes it transform into a different one when Mario gets close. This is actually due to a completely wrong low-polygon model being assigned to it.
- Reposted by Hand Warmer𝙔𝙤𝙟𝙞 𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙖𝙬𝙖 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙚 Criticality - OC of @sarenstone.com I love the design of this Biomechanical Enforcer, and had to draw him. I also think I need to start adding more simple backgrounds like this one because I really like how it looks! #art #fanart #OC #robot
- Reposted by Hand WarmerLove who you want.
- Reposted by Hand WarmerI told my kid if he plays my drums again there will be repercussions ...and send
- Reposted by Hand WarmerMe: *eats a fruit and swallows its seeds* The seeds: hehe perfect Me: *poops in a toilet* The seeds: no wtf
- Reposted by Hand WarmerLIAM NEESON: *intensely studying page of where’s waldo book* i will find him and i will kill him
- Reposted by Hand WarmerThe eyes are the windows to the soul and the mouth is the front door to a donut.
- Reposted by Hand WarmerThe door code at work changes periodically and the camera on it captures a short study on what I look when I’m remembering.
- Reposted by Hand Warmerwhen you have agoraphobia the best jokes are inside jokes
- Reposted by Hand WarmerSet phasers to the unbearable lightness of being
- Reposted by Hand Warmerthe conservative vision for america: life should be as painful as possible until somebody shoots you to death
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- Reposted by Hand WarmerStop blinking Dan. You keep ruining it.
- Reposted by Hand Warmerpeople getting better at spotting generative AI bullshit is horrible news for guys who have made a career out of speaking authoritatively about stuff they don't know
- Reposted by Hand WarmerBarry Blitt’s cover for this week’s issue, “The First Hundred Days.” #NewYorkerCovers nyer.cm/ysrCZ47
- Reposted by Hand Warmercongrats to canada but also it seems a little unfair that you guys won’t ever elect an evil fascist demagogue to shock US into voting for a liberal
- Reposted by Hand Warmertheyre making fun of your super yacht in the group chat
