Ennui Doofen
writer of jokes
fighter of life
more doof ⤵️
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- Reposted by Ennui Doofengetting a wrist tattoo of the entry stamp for my favorite club
- Reposted by Ennui DoofenPeople hate thinking so much they're willing to pretend a large language model throwing together random bullshit is thinking for them.
- Reposted by Ennui DoofenMy sweatpants say GRAVITAS on one cheek and DUENDE on the other
- Reposted by Ennui Doofen“Five minutes, Mom. We’re playing pirates.”
- Reposted by Ennui DoofenGoing door to door in a rich neighborhood threatening to kms if they don’t give me $5k
- Reposted by Ennui Doofeni cannot get out of the bathtub until i am more wrinkled and puckered than when i got in i wanna look like that fish man in the love story about the fish man and sally hawkins
- Reposted by Ennui Doofenstudies have shown that certain serial killers wear Oxford shirts, buy Oxford shoes, live in Oxford, get rejected by Oxford University and don’t use oxford commas .
- Reposted by Ennui Doofenmonogamy's very cute, like "i pwooommise i won't let aaanyone else see my bits"
- Reposted by Ennui DoofenGetting OUT OF BED Putting on PANTS Going to THE STORE
- Reposted by Ennui Doofenhate when my dog and i fight* *are in different rooms
