ceej
just here to have fun online
- “I asked ChatGPT to help me write this.” I know. I could tell. I can always tell
- getting the feeling a smaller account might be living in my house without me knowing. there’s just this persistent, low-grade polite chuckle I can hear just below the raucous laughter that usually echoes off my walls
- it’s incredibly difficult to understand why no studio boss has never, not even once, decided that a romcom might be improved by an Act II introduction of The Predator
- imagine if you were roommates with the world's funniest comedian, but every once in a while they told a secret kind of joke that, if laughed at, would transform them into a werewolf. that's parenthood
- watch as I deploy "Champagne Socialist" to signal that the person in question a) has money, which I imagine you poors don't like, though of course is something I enjoy very much, and b) is a socialist, which I naturally, do not support, but assume that you, as a poor person, find somewhat compelling
- can you imagine waking up one morning and outside is just three feet to the left
- I am speechless... >> First fault movement ever filmed. M7.9 surface rupture filmed near Thazi, Myanmar m.youtube.com/watch?v=77ub...
- every single day people lose their mind on here because they forget that sometimes people are just stupid
- is a spiderweb the spider’s house or restaurant
- what happened to dandruff, like, culturally? when I was a kid you couldn’t go more than ten minutes without seeing a man in a tv commercial ostracized from polite society because of dandruff flakes on the shoulder of his black jacket. I haven’t thought about dandruff in 25 years
- It’s gonna be so wild in twenty years when someone’s able to say “yeah I used to play CoD with the pope. he spawn camped”
