Viktor Winetrout
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- Reposted by Viktor WinetroutCPR training has been cancelled. The instructor ran off with the dummy again.
- People take seppuku so seriously. Just have fun with it.
- Don’t tell me how to lift my baby
- Reposted by Viktor WinetroutI hate when you’re buying weapons-grade uranium and the guy is like “What are you gonna use it for?” None of your business
- Reposted by Viktor Winetroutlmao i just learned about the guy who made kanye's grammy outfit. meet doug.
- Reposted by Viktor Winetroutthe way democracy works now is that we keep voting for people to whack us in the nuts with bigger and bigger hammers. occasionally we vote for someone who says they’ll use smaller hammers, but guess what? bigger hammers
- Amazon fired me for trying to start a union and putting a snake in my boss’s Ford Bronco
- Classic win win
- An elderly Jason Bourne being slowly chased through a nursing home after he's falsely accused of stealing a pudding cup
- I am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘cat looking for: ⚪️ A relationship ⚪️ A friendship 🔘 little a salami
