Kalvin the Reindeer
Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward.
Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
- ME: *frantically searching a haystack* HER: did you lose a needle? ME: yes HER: omg (a needle is our son’s name)
- Reposted by Kalvin the ReindeerMy mom answers the phone like she's in the middle of defusing a bomb
- Reposted by Kalvin the ReindeerThey make extra virgin olive oil by taking regular virgin olive oil and giving it no social skills and an anime obsession
- Reposted by Kalvin the Reindeerthank you phone for telling me how many hours i spent looking at your dumb face last week i needed that humility i really did
- Reposted by Kalvin the Reindeerhappy mother’s day to me for making my wife a mother! *hand to ear* i am being told i am very wrong
