BronxCheer
big fan of pho
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- Reposted by BronxCheerNot my circus, but those kinda look like my monkeys. Yeah, I see Clarence the chimp over there wearing his adorable denim overalls.
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- Reposted by BronxCheerThe fastest way to get a visit to HR is by pressing the bosses forehead and yelling “skip intro” every time he starts to talk
- He seems fun
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- Reposted by BronxCheerWelcome to your 50s. Today’s existential low isn’t about wrinkles, or missed dreams. It’s because you just heard yourself say “We already have food at home.”
- Ice maker Ice maker, make me some ice. Make my drinks cold. That would be nice. 🎵
- Butt Runner
- It's not labia, it's a dust ruffle.
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- He gets ANOTHER Supreme Court Justice, sonofabitch!
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- Reposted by BronxCheerjust eat the bay leaf. nothing matters.
- Reposted by BronxCheerNever a dull moment? How about just a few. Please
- Reposted by BronxCheerMy family crest is just a big pile of dirty laundry.
- Dammit, there are no cookies in this house!!
- Taking a nap isn't supposed to hurt.
- Reposted by BronxCheerWeed is the sandpaper for rough days
- Reposted by BronxCheerearn/urn are homophones bc we’re definitely working until the day we die.
- Reposted by BronxCheerboss: I’d like to see you in my office me: great, when are you moving out?
- 😆😆😆😆
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- Hey, if you're gonna play shitty reggaeton music on the train, I'm queuing up a loop of TTs about menopause.
- "Dude! It's so reeeed!"
- Museums are waaay better with a gummie.
- I'm sorry, but for my own happiness & mental health, I cannot follow an account that mostly posts the atrocities of the day. I hear you, I'm with you. But not on here.
- My favorite spring flowers - peonies, periwinkles, cherry blossoms - are so ephemeral, they're also a bit heart-breaking.
- Go right ahead, perform a little off-tune, soprano-wanna-be karaoke on the train We love that.
- Ladies, welcome to your late 50s, you shave now. No, not there.
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- Reposted by BronxCheerat this point, it would take a medically induced coma for me to be beach body ready
- Reposted by BronxCheerBe the change you wish to see in the world *spontaneously combusts*
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- Reposted by BronxCheerJust broke a light bulb. That’s seven years of bad ideas.
- Reposted by BronxCheer"Have you tried yoga?" I will murder your entire family.
- Reposted by BronxCheerSafety message: Make your coffee before assisting others with their coffee.
- Reposted by BronxCheerAn old lady at the cash machine asked me help check her balance. So I pushed her over
- Yes.
- We need a singlet! Who remembers Not Necessarily the News?
- The first one recently was this...
- Ooh another one! We need a name for when this happens...
- Reposted by BronxCheerI am firmly convinced that at least half of this country would walk up to Smokey Bear and drop a lit cigarette in a pile of dead leaves in front of him
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- Well, done with one job, on to the other. Let's make dinner.
- Reposted by BronxCheerWelcome to your 50s. If someone asks you how you are doing they mean your health. How’s your health, old person
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- Reposted by BronxCheerKilling them with kindness is nicer but a broadsword is loads more fun.
- Reposted by BronxCheerThis medical bracelet is oddly specific
- Reposted by BronxCheerBar chat: Sanitation worker: After a couple of hours, you can't even smell it anymore. Whitehouse staffer: I know, right?
- I would give my left tit to have one more night dancing at Malibu in the 80s.
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- Have you ever gotten that intrusive thought about just butchering your hair, just chopping it all off like a lunatic? No? Ok, nevermind...
- Reposted by BronxCheerIt’s always the ones who stand closest to the dumpster fire who think they’re the light.
