Surprised Face Guy
You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out.
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- We shouldn’t have let dogs name tree skin.
- Protip if you’re married to a right winger: get a divorce
- I think America is finally ready for an astrologist to lead NASA
- Reposted by Surprised Face Guysleep declined
- Might have to rethink the word "deprived." If I wanted to sleep I would. No one's making me do this.
- Reposted by Surprised Face Guysending a message on Microsoft Teams takes away a bit of your chance of getting into heaven
- Reposted by Surprised Face Guy[passionately kissing] Her: “go put a thing on.” Me: “you sure?” Her: “it’s the only way I let this happen” Me: [heading to my drawer and putting on Mr. Sockey] Mr Sockey: [in a high pitch squeel] “well what’s going on here?! Goll-ee!”
- Reposted by Surprised Face GuyHer: “I’ll let you inspect my gadget 😘” Inspector Gadget: “ooh, go go gadget erection” [helicopter blades emerge, violently ripping her body to bloody chunks]
- Reposted by Surprised Face GuyIf God really does get angry when he catches me touching myself, why does he keep watching?
- Great news for those that love french kissing with wet bread in their mouths.
