Sounds like Trump did a very bad job
Duffy: "By the way, during covid, when people weren't flying, that was a perfect time to fix these problems."
(Who wants to tell him ... )
Tell me you have no idea how things are done without telling me you have no idea how things are done
No Kings! No Dictators!
The president has covered the Oval Office in gold, is planning a massive military parade for his birthday, and is now accepting $400,000,000 luxury planes from foreign powers as personal presents.
What the fuck are we doing here?
Those with eyes, see!
Not that this needs to be said, but bribery out in the open is still bribery.
Saving this here to show my boss on Monday
I think about this comic at least once a week
“I never thought the leopards would eat MY judiciary.”
Does he have amnesia or just no sense of accountability?
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Dang, I haven't seen one of those in a long time.
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Oh MY Fucking God, people are going to fucking die!
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I thought he made all the decisions.
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Pete is the poster child for why we need DEI.
2 Thoughts
1 - If Elon can control data on his vehicles, from afar, wtf kind of control is he going to have on all our personal data?
2 - "Manliness" is going to cause the death of us all.
finance.yahoo.com/news/putin-a...
Putin Ally Who Unveiled Tesla Cybertruck With Machine Gun Now Says Elon Musk 'Remotely Disabled' The Militarized EV
Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla Inc. (NASDAQ:TSLA), has been accused by Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov of remotely disabling his Cybertruck. What Happened: Kadyrov, who has been in power in Chechnya since ...
Here's the gist, a Warlord was gifted a cybertruck. He retrofitted it for a machine gun and fucking loved it. Then Elon disabled it from a remote location. Wrlrd says Elon is unmanly.
Welcome to the BROligarchy!
NEW: Data reveals Musk has delivered 0.25% of promised federal spending cuts
Musk initially promised $2 TRILLION in annual spending cuts.
He's on track to deliver $5 billion. And that's being generous.
Here are the receipts
Data reveals Musk has delivered 0.25% of promised federal spending cuts
"Well, I think we can do at least $2 trillion."
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Yup!
Let's make Elon Musk a millionaire!
NEW: Data reveals Musk has delivered 0.25% of promised federal spending cuts
Musk initially promised $2 TRILLION in annual spending cuts.
He's on track to deliver $5 billion. And that's being generous.
Here are the receipts
Data reveals Musk has delivered 0.25% of promised federal spending cuts
"Well, I think we can do at least $2 trillion."
WHY ISN’T EVERYONE TELLING US THANK YOU ALL THE TIME CONSTANTLY?!!!
Trump is currently ranting and raving about how America doesn't get enough credit for winning World War 2
Just remember to swallow first
ignoring all work today in order to watch the nyt livestream of the sistine chapel chimney
It's as mesmerizing as the white Ford Bronco was
JD Vance’s younger brother is losing in an absolute landslide in the Cincinnati mayor election after JD endorsed him.
JD Vance spreads death and destruction like Typhoon Mary
This is what we really need to happen, institutional investors need to reject Tesla, part of what's insulating the company from consequences is its status in ETFs and other passively managed funds. The more the active funds reject it, the less cover it has for what's actually up
Let's make Elon a millionaire!
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Good for her! May she stay free and safe!
Wars raging all over the globe right now and Trump is focused on Alcatraz, soccer, foreign movies, and getting the Fox pollster fired.
And don't forget, cooing over his gaudy AF Oval Office.
HahhahhaaahHha LOVE it!
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WTF is going on? Where’s Hegseth?
Here's what Hegseth was focused on today
We lost another fighter jet, and war broke out between India & Pakistan but what's most important is how pretty Pete looks today.
huh weird that whatever the situation trump just happens to find a black person to fire
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-finds-...
Trump Finds Solution to Aviation Woes—Fire a Democrat
Since January, President Donald Trump has moved swiftly to purge board members overseeing independent agencies.
Does anyone doubt before these 1,360 days are up, Trump & his Republican Klan car will be going full hard 'r'?
I expect Jim Crow 2.O is fast approaching.
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Birds of a feather flock together.
RFK during Wednesday's cabinet meeting: "During the Biden administration HHS became a collaborator in child trafficking for sex and for slavery. And we have ended that and we are very aggressively going out and trying to find these children, 300,000 children that were lost by the Biden admin.”
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I'm not saying Trump isn't a POS, but he didn't invent separating migrant families.
Albiet, to your point, nobody before Trump him has derived as much pleasure. It's sickening. Him, his goons and his cult practically ejaculate every time pain is inflicted on an immigrant. It's sickening
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Hey hey now. This is Bluesky. We talk in sourceable facts.
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Ok, let's play pedantic semantics. I think the statistic is that one kid goes missing every 40 seconds, but I don't have that stat sourced. How many kids do you say are missing, and what's your source?
I recommend they start by checking the basements, barns, and backyard sheds of the people most loudly calling themselves "Christian".
Mike Waltz has been fired for outrageously adding his wife and brother to a classified chat about national security.
Oh, I'm sorry, that was Pete Hegseth, who keeps his job.
Meanwhile, 3 Sheet Pete is whining that the media coverage about him is 100% negative. (No shit Sherlock)
A LOT of people do not want to hear it but in the United States at least, food has never been safer to eat, not to mention tastier
We are living in one of the few times in human history where you can buy a loaf of bread and if it says it’s made with wheat flour and salt and yeast and water and nothing else, it’s probably made from just those ingredients, and some people want to END this.
Ruth Desmond is rolling in her grave.
We’re cooked
We cooked
My crazy conspiracy theory is that policies like this will drive up the children mortality rate, on purpose, so that the government can justify a law that mandates that the sole purpose of women is to have babies. Good Morning Gilead!
Dear Democrats fight autocracy not young people
This is why they can't win elections.
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That tracks
This is the way.
Say it is so!
BREAKING: Canada's Liberal Party led by Prime Minister Mark Carney is projected by CTV and CBC to WIN the Canadian elections
The World needs to pull Left to counter the US plunge into Authoritarianism
Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
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Afuckingmen
I want to be clear about this: Fighting for art and speech and jokes and generally not being a piece of shit is good for the soul, obviously.
But it's also good for business.
The places that abandoned their values to get in line and kiss the ring are fading. The Onion is growing.
Afuckingmen!
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/28/u...
Now known as The Anti Justice League.
Trump Recasts Mission of Justice Dept.’s Civil Rights Office, Prompting ‘Exodus’
Hundreds of lawyers and other staff members are fleeing the arm of the agency that defends constitutional rights, which appointees intend to reshape to enact President Trump’s agenda.
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What TF is wrong with human men? Have they no sense of dignity?
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I once took my kid to a Power Rangers Convention. It was nuts.
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Primping, pimping, or whatever it takes to make it through.
The most important characteristic of a good Secretary of Defense is his ability to look pretty for the camera
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How can there be any certainty when everything changes at the whim of his fragile ego?
It’s working!
As of 8:30 this morning, a total of 22,893 ballots had been cast, representing 25.5% of the eligible voters. To put this into context, since the D.C. Bar was established in 1972, the largest number of ballots ever cast in an election was 10,714 in 1990.And voting goes through June 4!
Bravo!
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Oh but no. Their mentality is "Have a dozen babies, then when half of them die, you'll still have six kids"
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Tell me the reason for dismantling checks, balances, and oversight without telling me.
uh, people definitely know what oligarchy means? the hell?
Ok how thirsty do we think Slotkin is to run for president in 2028 as a Sensible Centrist who was also a Troop (CIA)?
It depends on who she means by people. Normal people who aren't afraid of a dictionary know but MAGA seems to think that anyone with over a million dollars is an oligarch.
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Judging from MAGA posts, she's not wrong. MAGA seems to think anyone with a million dollars or more is an oligarch.
I've tried educating them, but you know how that goes...
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Elon's balls are as fragile as his ego
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Trump: Hey Pete, your public image is not good.
Pete: I'm having a make-up studio built at the Pentagon.
Trump: Great idea, I'm glad I thought of it.
