There, I fixed it

Damn, JD’s bro got screwed harder than a piece of JD’s furniture.

So he broke the national trophy, ruined his family's ski vacation, killed the pope, got kicked out of Greenland, caused his brother to lose the race & very VERY mistakenly thought insulting #Zelensky was a good idea........ and he doesn't even make the top five of worst members in drump's cabinet.

Lots of people point out that Trump dying would result in JD Vance being President and that could be worse, and while that's certainly true, it's also the case that JD Vance would lose an election to be Secretary of the JD Vance Fan Club by double digits.

Killed the pope, made his brother lose in red Ohio. That’s gotta be some sort of record.

lol get JD to endorse every GOP candidate ‼️‼️‼️

Is it true that he killed the Pope?

Everything he touches dies

Grim Reaper strikes again

How many of them are there?

Awwwwww

Who'd want to be endorsed by the Pope Slayer?

Those numbers are embarrassing AF for JD couch lover.

🥂

They did have Jerry Springer as their mayor. He paid a sex worker with a credit card.

Kiss of death. Just like what JD did to the Pope.

Should have broken out the guyliner.

🤣🤣🤣

What’s the opposite of the Midas touch? 👏🤣

Good.

Thank GOD!

#EVTD Sometimes literally

🤣😂🤣😂

The kiss of death. Another example of trumpism. 😙

Haha

Did JD Vance even vote for his brother? He lives in Cincinnati too. I can’t find evidence that he voted at all.

It was the endorsement dance that did it I think.

Everything JD touches turns into total shit.

Holy hell. You said landslide but GODDAMN

Well, where is Peter Thiel who paid for #JDVance to get in?

This is wonderful.

Cincinnati was historically a GOP stronghold.

Do they ever get tired of losing? 🤦‍♂️

😂🤣😂

🤭👍🏼

Seems like whatever he touches just turns to.... yeah, that.

HAHA Fuck Him!

JD Vance is a kiss of death grievance filled Douchebag.

I love this for him.

Excellent!

The Anglo of Death strikes again.

It looks like Al Boreland clones, like off of "Home Improvement"? But not in a good way. More in a creepy "I'm gonna poison Tim's coffee!" kinda way.

Ahhhahah. JD seems to be a bit of a 'curse'...

Unsurprisingly, the hatred Ohioans harbor for Vance extends to anyone he endorses and ESPECIALLY his relatives.

Good

Non partisan primary results 😂 “Pureval received 18,505 votes, Bowman had 2,894 votes and Frank had 1,022 votes.”

I love that for him!

Everything Vance touches turns to ash- even his wife has aged twenty years since the campaign.

The “kiss of death” from the idiots in this fascist clusterfuck will touch many & destroy their political careers & aspirations for years to come.

Good. May all their families suffer, worse than they have made every family suffer, who didnt vote for them

Should've stayed on the couch.

As he should!

Everything Vance touches is cursed. He goes to see the Pope and dies. He goes to India and there is a war between India and Pakistan.

Thank you Cincinnati!

surprised the vote wasn't rigged by JD

😆😆🤣😀😂

😂😂😂

Will there be a general election between Aftab Pureval and Cory Bowman?

🛋🫅🤣🤣🤣

Well, at least there's something good in the world.

He's doing better than JD will do in 2028.

😁😁

Whoops 🤣

Ha ha ha

Crushing!

LET'S GO OHIO

Tell him to try the Cat… maybe a little taste of dog will help with MAGA popularity

I bet the bars in OTR will stay open extra late tonight.

Everything he touches dies. Ask pope Francis 😭

Thank goodness! Did he even say thank you?

He’s an anchor, tied to an entire nation of people.

But did JD's brother say "Thank you"?

Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aftab Pureval is the current mayor of Cincinnati, a native Ohioan and son of immigrants from India & Tibet.

Yeah 👍👏👏

Oh dayum!

Lol more nepotism failures

Fuck there's more than one???

Finally, some good news.

He doesn't expect to win. He's looking for something else.

😀

You love to see it

Great news! We need some blue in OH.

EJDTD

Half brother? That doesn't sound like a model Catholic Family.

The curse strikes again.

If everything JD Vance touches dies, why can’t he just constantly fondle Drumph?

Half brother, eh? Must have been the beard half.

EVTD. Family is not excluded from the curse.

You love to see it

Awww that’s a shame 🤷🏻‍♀️💙 Vance curse strikes again

Is there an #Ettd version for the veep yet?

No one has done more damage to this country than Donald Trump and Rupert Murdoch helped get us here!