Like these fighter jets, he's presumably "in the drink."

Too much to hope he was on an inspection tour of F/A-18s?

Hegseth is busy, scotch doesn't drink itself

Pete is destroying our military

Probably decided those black tie down straps were DEI because the order form had "BLACK" in the name, so they deleted them from the carrier.

To be clear there's absolutely zero evidence of Hegseth selling war planes YET.

shitfaced under the table somewhere This is scandalous

I don't remember us just dropping jets into the sea when the black guy was running things and trans people were serving.

I’m gonna be honest with you: probably at a Buffalo Wild Wings

Is Hegseth fkn giving them our fighters and saying their "Lost"? I don't believe 2 losses like this can happen due to normal failures. If you believe that's possible... grow up 😅

Hegseth is at Hooters. It’s karaoke Tuesday and left over margaritas half price.

Hegseth wanted to see how buoyant they are. "Gotta do two to make sure."

He's referring it to the Navy. Translated: he's probably too drunk to deal with it.

Hegseth? Have you looked under his desk? Where he’s passed out every afternoon? Blotto?

Ok, but no really, how tf does this happen? Twice?!

Is this the 2nd or 3rd? Never heard of this shit happening in my lifetime! I wouldn’t put it pass they sold them to the highest bidder! Thats what they get for fireing thousands of competent Generals and other DOD personal. He needs to be fired - way over his head managing our massive Pentagon/DOD

Lost? For fucks sake, it’s an aircraft carrier! You didn’t park it and forget which level you were on, or someone jumped in and flew it away while you were stopped at the lights. tell the truth, you left the hand-brake off again…

Hegseth applauding the successful transfer of US fighter jet to Houthi control

He's probably drunk and spreading TS/SCI information via insecure messenger apps.

As The Felon himself would say, “It’s not a good look.”

Any Russian subs in the area? They’d love to get their hands on the tech contained in a plane like that! Was it an accident or a drop off?

Wastin' away again in Margaritaville ...

To think the previous skipper of USS Harry S Truman was sacked for colliding with another ship causing superficial damage. The current skipper was transferred in to sort things out, that worked?

Up his own ass with bottles scattered everywhere

With his Uncle Otis

Are they giving them to Russia wtf

Hegseth should pay for each loss out of his own pocket.

they should let me have the jet

At a bar getting pickled

It’s because he banned trans people from serving. God is not happy.

"lost" so the contractor gets another sweet Jet order. EVERYTHING the US government does, good/bad/other,.. is for the SOLE benefit of the 1%.

Happy Hour. I don't understand the question.

Asking where Hegseth is, is no solution. It’s obvious he’s over his head.

This is BS! They’re parked safely in Saudi Arabia or somewhere like that!

How long do we just sit and watch this? The writing is on the wall, it is time for an intervention. That is unless nobody gives a shit if this country stays intact anymore.

Somewhere getting drunk lol

Jesus Christ

Does an intervention*

The ship was probably drunk, which is understandable to Pete.

At the liquor store

Hey now. He's looking for it!

At least the DEI’s were Competent; Pete Hegseth is Incompetent, 2nd Jet lost in the ocean.

Rehab…would it really matter….

Four people? another signal chat no doubt

He’s busy having his makeup done before he gets down to business.

He drunk under his desk.

Just hang on! He can't get his foundation just right.

This is just stupid. This is a training issue.

Prolly tried to fly them while drunk

Remember they fired all the top leadership? Our troops are not safe. Our investments in the military are doomed. Hegseth is a brain damaged alcoholic. The world knows it.

On Fox News talking about DEI.

HOUSE DEMOCRATS F F S……Trump is Corrupt +10 THE HOUSE Must immediately file for Impeachment. Disregard any chance of MAGA Vote in DEAD Senate Just use it to “Itemise, Record & Document” ALL HIGH CRIMES up to this point. FFS

Conjecture: Russia has submersibles capable of sabotaging undersea cables. Could they also be able to steal lost fighters from the red sea? I'm not up to speed on relations, but I don't think they have tech that matches the FA18, do they?

on a binge?

Illegaly sold I bet.

Stockpiling steroids.

That being said, Hegseth should stay far away from this and let some sober people who know what the hell they're doing deal with this. There is no world in which his direct involvement makes anything better.

DEI , mediocre white guys everywhere 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rhetorical, right?

Ron you need to get in good with them so you accidentally get added to a signal chat. Code name Steven Miller.

Probably quenching his thirst 🍺

Binge drinking and doing pushups.

Trump Admin at its finest.

I don't want to disrespect our military with negative presumptions, but the Kegseth bro culture could be encouraging recklessness, naturally?

Kegsbreath;

His drunk ass is probably the one cutting them loose.

Are you sure you want Hegseth? His wife, brother and lawyer may be a better option. That’s probably who is making the decisions anyways.

Did you see "The Hunt for Red October"? This is probably the opposite: "The Gift of Red October"

Passed out at home, when he wakes up he'll hide behind his wife.

This is what happens when you turn the military into a frat house

Makeup

They aren't falling into the sea. I bet they are being gifted to Putin. Some reporter needs to break a source on that aircraft carrier.

wtaf

Getting a little touch up on the temples, which sometimes get a bit glossy.

Trump selected Hegseth to weaken our military .. per war criminal Putin’s orders???

because hegseth keeps giving away the aircraft carrier’s secrets and locations so the aircraft carrier has to bank hard left or right to avoid missles

Too bad Kegseth didn’t go down with the aircraft.

He fired commander Lisa Franchetti. Proof best man for the job was a woman!

Probably nursing a hangover.

Check the local bar

Can someone who knows WHAT THEY’RE DOING please come forward and fix this? Explain to America why we’re there in the first place? In the history of aircraft carriers, just how many have been lost before? This is 2 in how long???

Truman? Democrat. So that's who they'll blame.

This has been an... *interesting* deployment for ol '75. Yes, the Hoban Washburne definition of interesting.

Wow.. hegsbreath is really f n up here. Where are the Signal chat instructions to crew... Well, muskrat will be all over the waste right?

I heard he had like four bungie straps on the damn thing, not his fault. Psh. It's because you hate Twump.

Drinking.

no shit?

It's called a fucking DRUNK!