Robert Makes Games
Dad, Game Dev, Competitive Systems Designer on Fortnite @ Epic Games
Formerly VALORANT Competitive, Destiny 2 Systems, Magic R&D
- My buddy Rodney who made a bunch of dope systems for D&D and Destiny has a new RPG and you're going to love it! www.kickstarter.com/projects/scr...
- means testing is the quick time events of classism
- Reposted by Robert Makes GamesDavid Zaslav’s salary should be dispersed evenly to anyone around the globe who has ever had a good idea.
- i am endlessly amused by the ongoing story of David Zaslav: America’s Worst CEO www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
- If you serialize all different expressions of the character, this new movie actually should be titled "Superman 64"
- Reposted by Robert Makes GamesTesla's board chair has dumped almost $200 million worth of stock in the last six months, and the market is... buying? techoreon.com/tesla-chair-...
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- Reposted by Robert Makes GamesEven if you're on private insurance, the Republican budget will screw you over too, @aoc.bsky.social explains. #NoMedicaidCuts
- got that prototype pope mobile shown off
- god I need a karaoke night so bad
- It was an honor to host these wish kids at the ProAm over the weekend! Their passion for games and esports was energizing. It's an honor to get to make something that brings them so much joy. Clix and Lacy were extremely kind and generous with them on game day! www.youtube.com/shorts/RtQFF...
- Reposted by Robert Makes GamesHasan Piker detained at the border and questioned for hours over politics. He was asked whether or not he’d interviewed Hamas, Houthis, or Hezbollah members. He was questioned about his opinions on Trump and Israel.
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- Reposted by Robert Makes GamesTesla employees ask Elon Musk to resign, confirm massive demand problem, get fired for it
- Reposted by Robert Makes GamesTrump's embrace of his pardon powers has powerful people lining up with appeals, trying to use the president's personal grievances to their advantage
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- Pope McDonald’s the 1st
- I accidentally took my anti anxiety medication last night instead of my allergy one and it’s like some bumped the power button on my brain.
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- a rough situation for my strawberry allergy to be sure
- sorry I've had a busy morning but a very merry B U N G I E to all who observe
- Reposted by Robert Makes GamesSo, local cops conducted a warrantless search of Luigi's backpack, realized they screwed up, admitted it on camera, put the backpack in a patrol car NOT sealed in an evidence bag (an 11 minute drive with no bodycam footage available), then searched the backpack again at the station and "found" a gun
- Going to be in LA wednesday->saturday for work. HMU if you want to say hi!
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I’m not sure I’ve ever seen something so simultaneously absurd and disturbing: the House will vote Monday on a bill that would punish Americans for participating in boycotts of Israel with fines of up to $1 MILLION or prison terms up to TWENTY YEARS. - Reposted by Robert Makes GamesThis is a Clip with Jason Mantzoukas. This is entertainment now. Hear the whole thing on @maximumfun.org or wherever you get your podcasts. @jessethorn.bsky.social @jordanmorris.bsky.social @stevenraymorris.bsky.social
- If I could go back and tell 7 year old me that he’d work on a Star Wars thing he would have passed out from excitement.
- To brag on my coworkers for a bit: Our newest star wars season is live in Fortnite! On the ranked side you can give into your anger and ambition and join the dark side by climbing to the title of Admiral, Grand Moff, or even Emperor! www.fortnite.com/news/strap-i...
- not now son, I'm too busy killing fools with force lightning as marceline while dancing to sabrina carpenter
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- To brag on my coworkers for a bit: Our newest star wars season is live in Fortnite! On the ranked side you can give into your anger and ambition and join the dark side by climbing to the title of Admiral, Grand Moff, or even Emperor! www.fortnite.com/news/strap-i...
- Reposted by Robert Makes GamesHeyyyy Magic fans - I'll have a table at CommandFest in Birmingham on the 17th & 18th May! This will be a rare opportunity to get your cards signed, and I might have some original art as well as prints too. See you there! 🖤🖤🖤 #commandfest
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- Oh yeah your kid likes music? Well my daughter will only get dressed to "Dancing Queen" and/or "Mama Mia" in the mornings. us.yotoplay.com/products/abb...
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- If you are there for the puzzles, PLEASE PLAY PUZZMO INSTEAD! @puzzmo.com It's incredibly well designed and way more interesting and doesn't fund propaganda.
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- Reposted by Robert Makes GamesHappy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people
- Reposted by Robert Makes Gamesman it sucks that i have to learn this kind of info on bluesky rather than some kind of dedicated jeremy renner based social media platform. someone needs to get on that
- Reposted by Robert Makes GamesEvery review of youth gender medicine is just, "there's evidence that this helps and no evidence that this causes harm, but here's why that doesn't count."
- 100 men vs a Brown Bear, who wins?
- Just realized @wanderbot.bsky.social is on here! They play a ton of indie gems on YouTube. If you’re like me and enjoy seeing how many different games’ systems unfold in a variety of creative ways it’s a great watch. They thoughtfully enjoy what they play have a great vibe while doing it.
- This game is real fun and you should totally play it. My only complaint after 10hours is I’d probably play another 20hours of it but the speed you gain XP for unlocking kits/starting treasures is miserably slow even on the high difficulty settings.
- Reposted by Robert Makes GamesMy family found a home here after fleeing the pogroms in Ukraine. This country accepted us as refugees when we had nothing except the shirts on our backs. We've seen what can happen when we don't speak up about the dangers — it's time to raise the alarm now.
- I'm beginning to think these people don't have a sound moral compass!
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- SCOOP: Two Democratic aides and a lawmaker told @adriancarrasquillo.bsky.social that House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries has discouraged further member excursions to El Salvador
- Reposted by Robert Makes Gamesyeah i am pretty much on the side of primary everyone
- New name for @edzitron.com monologues just dropped
- "if we ignore the blood loss and trauma from where we shot ourselves in the foot, we're pretty healthy!"
- Empty shelf countdown begins
- Reposted by Robert Makes Gameswhat the absolute fuck is she doing. this should be disqualifying and michigan voters should call for a recall on her, she is an absolute fraud
- Reposted by Robert Makes Gamesthere is a decent chance i never spend a single dime at target again in my life www.startribune.com/target-gave-...
- Reposted by Robert Makes GamesThis exchange is so very telling. Trump repeatedly claims the photoshopped MS-13 on Kilmar Abrego Garcia's knuckles is real, Terry Moran keeps telling him it isn't, prompting Trump to say this: "I never heard of you. I picked you. You’re not being very nice. He had MS-13 tattooed... Just say yes!"
- Reposted by Robert Makes GamesRFK Jr. is ending the federal Narcan distribution program credited with the recent steep decline in overdose deaths. This despite his own past heroin addiction and his own brother dying of a drug overdose in 1984.
- Even if you thought an "immigration crackdown" was somehow ok, you have to have a bunch of ire for detaining, harassing, and stealing from families that aren't even involved. Right? Right?!?
- Please highlight this story. ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago. kfor.com/news/local/w...
- Oh, Canada (wistfully)
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- Remember anyone you see confidently posting that they know the internal workings of how a game company’s finances are doing is almost always wrong.
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- Reposted by Robert Makes GamesHoleeeeeee shit. Give it up for @graphicpolicy.com reporting on a new bombshell. Why did Alliance bail on their Diamond purchase? Now we know. graphicpolicy.com/2025/04/29/a...
- We need margot robbie to explain this I think www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rhs...
- Reposted by Robert Makes Gamesomg this owns
- They also have “Krill Waves Radio” which is as phenomenal as it sounds. youtu.be/J2UyOTS3UCE?si=OiLE…
- Who says executives don't know how to get their hands dirty?
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- vibes based fascism
- Best case scenario is that this clownshoes admin fails due to empty shelf backlash which is depressing because it's not the rampant human rights abuses that did it.
- In case you're worried he's mistreated, feat not, he baby
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- they just like me frfr
- my younger sphinx muffin really likes cleaning our old devon rex traeger but the old boy doesn't care for it. So she waits until he's napping and pins him down to do it.
