jeremy kaplowitz
official mayor of new york city (aka "the big apple")
plz follow:
@nyshitpost.com
@quorators.bsky.social
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- (printing out an image from The Shawshank Redemption) my printer is literally powerful enough to create it's own movies with the click of a button
- it's not Nathan Fielder's fault that he is a Batman villain in a world without a Batman
- omg i'm in Nantucket right now and there's this dude with the LONGEST dick
- JEREMY KAPLOWITZ: PANTS ON FIRE 🔥🔥🔥
- The New York Times has officially confirmed that the new pope did NOT write an anarchist zine instructing people who to fist fight cops lol www.nytco.com/press/tracki...
- this was very fun and allowed me to do a lot of annoying voices
- TWOAPW #188: THE MERCHWHIT OF VENICE @tvsalexptak.bsky.social and @jeremykaplowitz.com join the lads for their triumphant return to Odyssey as they throw themselves headlong into adventures of magic bats, deceitful chickens, and Edwin Blackgaard staging The Merchant of Venice.
