mel~, Boymoder Sephiroth
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Voted "Most Excited Over the Prospect Of Henry Kissinger Dying" 2018-2023
- every single greek hero died either of hubris or himbo with nothing in between. icarus? hubris. heracles? himbo. jason? hubris? achilles? surprisingly, himbo.
- labour voter: healthcare please sir keir:
- one thing that fascinates me about the modern techbro-fascist movement is their complete fascination with destroying their own personhood. previous fascist movements flirted with it, sure, but they always promised an elevation of the human spirit through obedience and submission to the state
- most scary american cryptid: "yeah haha if you hear a voice in the forest no you didnt haha man you dont even want to know what hides in appalachia haha no im not misappropriating native folklore what are you talking about" least scary european cryptid:
- starmers labour is really fun because usually politicians have to go "well we have to suffer a little in the short term to get a nice thing in the long term" but under his leadership they have finally abandoned the pretense of wanting a nice thing and if YOU ever wanted one you're a gormless child
- average reddit transgender: omg you can't tell people that they seem trans that's not 100 wholesome even if they're really r/egg_irl average bluesky transgender: we NEED a sniper taskforce with estrogen dart guns effective at 2000 yards and we NEED them to start operating in urban warfare
- going to start a new abrahamic religion where the central conceit is the demonization of car-based urbanism who wants to join
- the show riverdale is proof that the common writing advice not to insult your audience's intelligence only works up to a certain point. insult it hard enough and the intelligence starts to go "yes daddy"
