nicky the friendly shark
they/she | maybe a shark | australian (sorry)
contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
- today i am a week sober ❤️
- sometimes i think of a post and it is not, in fact, a post
- Reposted by nicky the friendly sharkLife was simpler in olden times. If you saw a cool bird, you could tell that story for weeks
- Reposted by nicky the friendly sharkspring? oh, spring was a thing that used to exist between Frozen Days and the Burning Time
- Reposted by nicky the friendly sharkregrow brain now by drinking leaves
- five days sober fam 🥰
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- Reposted by nicky the friendly sharkYour inspirational quote saved my cat’s marriage
- Reposted by nicky the friendly sharkgo.bsky.app/E39kxaT consider me your skeet sommelierat://did:plc:w2roasn3li3txwy63nx732s7/app.bsky.graph.starterpack/3lohx4gr5e22a
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- i’m at the met gala / i’m at the taco bell / i’m at the combination met gala taco bell
- this year at the met gala kim kardashian will be wearing the skins of the proletariat
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- being eaten by a shark is renewable energy. do your part for the environment.
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- Reposted by nicky the friendly sharkThere's a secret to folding a fitted sheet and it's simple: have low expectations
- Reposted by nicky the friendly sharkHow do I contract the kind of angst that makes me creative as hell and not the type that makes me annoying as shit
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- just hit four days sober fuck yeah
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- licking up all the shower water so i can stay hydrated
- Reposted by nicky the friendly sharkproving i am the best by putting a 500% tariff on every guy my wife has dated
- actually i think wrestlers who are in a feud should just smooch it out
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- Reposted by nicky the friendly sharksometimes posting a thought is just the only way to stop thinking it. it's the world's problem now
- Reposted by nicky the friendly sharkwatched a guy on youtube spend three years building a beautiful tiny home with artful details rivaling anything I’ve seen in a traditional house only for him to cut an onion so poorly in the final video that I’m forced to reconsider everything I believe about his taste and skill
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