little lamb
In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
- The lord gallant and the lord goofus away
- That park needs to get its prostate checked out
- “Thank you soooooo much for shooting me out your pussy into a world that hates and destroys me” that’s you
- GQ: name your top 5 Jennifer Aniston: wow great question. Osama bin Laden, Matthew Perry, Brad Pitt, chandler bing, John Mayer, Obama GQ: that’s six Jennifer Aniston: John Mayer and Obama are tied
- You know how in the early 2000s there was a rash of novelty songs about osama bin Laden and the Taliban? Why was that
- Dog blood
- Leaf blowers just a penis you use on your yard playboy
- Stained glass grinder just stopped working after stuttering for a bit last week. Power light comes on but the thing doesn’t spin, anyone know what’s up with that
- Food safety is punk rock
- Lashing out blindly is praxis