alber
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
- Reposted by alberDemocrat voter with a time machine: “Mrs. Harris! Mrs. Harris! I have an urgent message from the future! Don’t change your campaign tactics! You’re perfect.”
- shout out to the forgotten silent generation we literally never stop hearing from
- i can’t believe someone would have the audacity to live and pay rent in the city of chicago
- ok since we’re on the topic what are some of the things you’ve done that you should never tell a fed you did?
- it is perverse as hell whenever a puppet has its own puppet
- i emailed your boss screenshots of you dunking on my parasocial best friend’s absolute dogshit takes about star wars please respond
- will stancil once got my account suspended for 3 days because i told him to go jump in a lake. he’s been a bitch baby but getting someone fired over screenshots is next level bitch big boy
- Reposted by alberThis is true
- happy mother’s day my mom is a milf you wouldn’t last 2 seconds in her pussy
- just read the updated user agreement and wow. every time you reskeet a post you are actually entering a drawing to win best poster on bluesky
