diagonal fish
Software guy, dad, internet poisoned millennial.
- Reposted by diagonal fishI mean this seriously: if RFK goes ahead with his autism registry, he’s going to discover firsthand what the real definition of a “concerned parent” is.
- Great April Fools prank by the senate dems, they had me there for a bit
- Reposted by diagonal fishtoday is the trans day of visibility and now is a good time to remember that trans people built this place into what it is I would not have made this my new internet home if I had not met so many kind, wonderful trans people here and made friends with them let them live their damn lives in peace
- Reposted by diagonal fishCool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too? 🚮
- Reposted by diagonal fishCasually coasting through life on my ability to make a mean grilled cheese
- Reposted by diagonal fishthe other day i saw "PLANT BASED RICE" on a shelf, stood there, and glitched out for a minute
- Reposted by diagonal fishWhat did she see, at the end? defector.com/what-did-she...
- Reposted by diagonal fish“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
- Reposted by diagonal fishvideo game journalism is like 27 people right now. if you're still complaining about it you're no different to an 18th century farmer blaming vampires for an unremarkable crop yield
- Reposted by diagonal fishTom Brady has the charisma of a slightly deflated football.
- Reposted by diagonal fishCatching up on the news that EA has canned all the people who made Inquisition (Game of the Year, best selling game in BioWare history?). But there's still hope, all the people who conceived and shipped [checks] Anthem (expensive and critically panned garbage fire) are back in charge of what's left!
- Reposted by diagonal fishit's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat
- God the NFL is boring, always the same teams in the national championship game. Thank goodness the kind of football I normally watch isn't like that at all
- We get the Super Bowl we deserve as a nation
- Reposted by diagonal fishLouisiana is already adapting
- Reposted by diagonal fishsome unbelievably stupid shit is about to happen that will completely upend what we think we know about the era we are currently living in. don’t be too confident in your expectations.
- Reposted by diagonal fishpundit 1: look, there were a lot of birthdays last year. pundit 2: and sure, some will say 2025 is getting off to a good start birthdaywise, but we'll see if it can keep up the pace pundit 1: (nodding)
- Reposted by diagonal fishWhatever stance @espn.com had about keeping "sports and politics separate" they absolutely torched that shit for good with THAT stunt
- Reposted by diagonal fishIt is always darkest before the boys are back in town
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[This post could not be retrieved] - Reposted by diagonal fishah, folks, quick detour here over international waters so our Star Elite members can complete their wagers on a fight to the death between economy passengers over our exciting grand prize: priority boarding for life. grab a broken pool cue out of your seat-back pocket, and thank you for flying Delta
- Reposted by diagonal fishthe ultimate betrayal
- Reposted by diagonal fishFacebook suppressed promotion of political content during a Democratic administration and is restoring it for a Republican one
- Can't wait to find out in a year or so that this was the point in time at which the human-infectious form of this already had a foothold and was spreading widely
- The Louisiana Department of Health reports the first death from H5N1 bird flu in the United States ldh.la.gov/news/H5N1-de...
- Reposted by diagonal fishLET THE MAYO FLOW
- Reposted by diagonal fishelon's doppelganger is getting mugged by zoomers on a fortnite stream www.twitch.tv/connoreatspa...
- Big F in the chat for my non-stick frying pan which is no longer able to hold up the "non-stick" end of the bargain
- That was absolute peak college football. Not the ending I hoped for but still unbelievably entertaining given how things were looking after the first quarter
- Reposted by diagonal fishTexas advances but Cam Skattebo instantly ascends to College Football Valhalla
- This may lowkey be one of the funniest / most entertaining college football playoff games ever. Absolutely wild scenes here in Atlanta
