diagonal fish
Software guy, dad, internet poisoned millennial.
- the world mourns for the pope, who passed away earlier today... only to be reborn as an idol school student in tokyo! watch "welcome to idol academy, francis-kun!" airing on toonami this friday
- It's giving Ni No Kuni 2 a bit
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- Holy shit, how have I never made this connection before.
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- When you’re right you’re right, Liv
- Great April Fools prank by the senate dems, they had me there for a bit
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- I was pretty sure I saw some stuff about cuts to that department, but it was in some reddit thread so not the most reliable source.
- I will point out that this article is from March 29th, not today. So it was likely referring to today's RIFs, I'm guessing?
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- I once managed to dislocate my kneecap in high school by sitting down the wrong way. Not sure evolution is all it's cracked up to be tbh
- BREAKING: Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine signed SB1, overhauling the higher education system — banning DEI, limiting how "controversial topics" can be taught, & ending tenure. It will go into effect in 90 days. @news5cleveland.bsky.social @ohiocapitaljournal.com www.news5cleveland.com/news/politic...
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- I think this is mostly semantics here. By definition you can’t just be fired for one bad review if you’ve got tenure. It functionally no longer exists.
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- I mean. "Tenured professors could be fired over poor reviews." If a professor can be fired simply over a "poor review" then it's not really tenure anymore.
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- It's right there in the first paragraph of the article.
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- Yeah... sometimes I regret letting mine become familiar with them (and the iPad...) that early. Oh well, lol. He has no phone but he played with mine sometimes at a young age.
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- The speed at which this generation grasps touch screens is frankly astonishing to me, it wouldn't take him long to get up to speed with a smartphone I bet
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- It was right there in the title. It's where it should have ended.
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- “lol were the Gouthis there”
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- They claim they don't care, but it's not clear they'd benefit from it as much as they act like they would. For one thing, if they were so sure they'd benefit, why pass a bill in the House in the first place and squeeze the Dems in the Senate? Secondly: bsky.app/profile/josh...
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- I used to post stuff I made with Terragen on DeviantArt back in the early 2000s but I never expected anyone to call me a real artist for it. Fun software to mess around with though.
- all modern society is built around preventing anyone from ever feeling uncomfortable for even one second, and unfortunately that small moment of crisis is the place where all innovation happens
- No word if any of them are employed by DOGE. futurism.com/young-coders...
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- Rage At The Computer For Not Submitting To My Will is my favorite RATM cover band
- This is delightfully ominous
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- It's unfortunate that liberals are just as vulnerable to misinfo and propaganda (and just as unwilling to let go of it when presented with the facts) as right wingers are, but there you go I guess.
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- If you took a second to research who you're replying to you'd know this is a profoundly stupid thing to say.
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- “The coasts” have like nearly half the country’s population but I guess those people aren’t too important to these guys.
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- whomst emoji
- God the NFL is boring, always the same teams in the national championship game. Thank goodness the kind of football I normally watch isn't like that at all
- We get the Super Bowl we deserve as a nation
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- Let’s gooooooo
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- 🎶 If I only had a $BRAIN 🎶
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- The sad part to me is that he doesn't even seem to know/realize how much nerd cred he's destroying here. He comes across like a hacker character on a cut-rate CSI knockoff
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- Unfortunately the same arguably applies to Ohio (State), but what can you do
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- They'll never suspect it!
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- Yikes. I hope y'all stay safe over there.
- Facebook suppressed promotion of political content during a Democratic administration and is restoring it for a Republican one
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- I have bad news about where this site is getting a bunch of its funding lately
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- I hit up Upton Tea every few months for a few bags of the good stuff. Hard to beat the amount of tea I get for the price.
- Can't wait to find out in a year or so that this was the point in time at which the human-infectious form of this already had a foothold and was spreading widely
- The Louisiana Department of Health reports the first death from H5N1 bird flu in the United States ldh.la.gov/news/H5N1-de...
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- At this point, I think he's more than passed that bar, if only because he now basically owns Trump and is effectively guiding the stuff he says.
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- There is no jerkoff motion big enough for this
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- Surely yellow jackets in Georgia? Those little bastards are everywhere, usually where you don’t want them to be
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- No idea why this one tickled me as much as it did but this got a genuine full LOL. Keep up the good work Phil
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- Ah shoot, am I doing it wrong by blocking them all?
- iPhone sales are down after they focus on AI instead of something people want. But Microsoft went all in on AI for Windows 11, they must be doing well— They’re losing market share to windows 10, their own operating system that’s 9 years old.
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- Huh. Interesting, mine's still sticking with 10 and I've heard no rumblings of moving to 11 yet. Must depend on the industry.
[Not loaded yet]- So long as their enterprise customers stick to it (and I suspect a lot of them still are) then they're going to be hard pressed to abandon it completely. They were forced to support XP for years after they made it "end of life".
- Big F in the chat for my non-stick frying pan which is no longer able to hold up the "non-stick" end of the bargain
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- "Bot, say something that indicates you're sentient" BOT: [says something it stole from a 1980s sci-fi novel about sentient AI] "Holy shit it's actually alive"
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- You get oxygen only if a.) the rows in front of you don't use it all and b.) nothing bad actually happens
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- Man, this alone should be enough to totally discredit the idea that he has any engineering cred whatsoever
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- The true college football fan experience
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- I hereby retract this, ASU absolutely deserved the bye
- That was absolute peak college football. Not the ending I hoped for but still unbelievably entertaining given how things were looking after the first quarter
- This may lowkey be one of the funniest / most entertaining college football playoff games ever. Absolutely wild scenes here in Atlanta
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- Great line. They did Vision so dirty.
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- Yes! Thank you. It has my favorite story out of the three for exactly this reason. It’s not a power fantasy, it’s a tragedy. You’re not the destined savior of the world, just a person doing their best who ultimately can’t save the world on their own.
