acabylon bee
I got sunshine on a cloudy day
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- Realizing it's been 8 years since I posted this and crumbling into dust
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- Pete Rose raped children and today Rob Manfred paved the way for him to receive the highest honor Major League Baseball can bestow.
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- the two big camps in dem politics right now are "just have some values and fight for them" and [smugly] "values? what are you, five?"
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- bing bong
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- Weird day for you all to find out I’m married to Susan Collins.
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- are you guys happy now
- I can’t say that I am Kat. I instead feel great sadness.
- cis people will tell you that using your name is really hard and then go "oh the pope's named Leo now" like it's nothing
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- June does not speak for The Onion in this instance. As a policy, we are open to extravagant, golden-toiletted sky palaces from all known petrostates.
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- if they’re going to have a mother’s day then they should have a father’s day too. it’s not fair
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- Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
- did he count them?
- I think it was 2 little league teams, but I'd really like to imagine him individually counting them in his nightmares
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- Hmm I can’t imagine why
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- Just found this in my cinnamon toast crunch
- The Cass Review gets peer reviewed and absolutely shredded Cass is the Wakefield of our time. A scandal in broad daylight
- Just out! Our peer-reviewed critique of the Cass Review has been published by BMC Medical Research Methodology. Please read and share. We show that the Cass Review is fatally flawed and should not be the basis for policy or practice in transgender healthcare. link.springer.com/article/10.1...
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- Incredible exchange
- Dad Impressed By How Easily New Lawn Mower Tore Through Son’s Leg theonion.com/dad-imp...
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- "Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."
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- the New Pope says he's from Chicago but he's *actually* from Naperville
- when one of my Bluesky posts gets 4 likes and no reposts
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