hey just a heads up, your phone battery's at 8%. might wanna charge it
[struggling to remember what knicks fans say] beep beep
i absolutely do believe that the nba is rigged on some level. just look at the game that's on right now. all the refs are there. the ball's obviously just been inflated. the goals are set up. there's a knicks logo on the floor. they've been planning to play this game for days
if they’re going to have a mother’s day then they should have a father’s day too. it’s not fair
every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼