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Guess the private ask didn't work. Had to go public to get the figure they want.
This'll disappear when Kush pays up.
al-Sharaa was a member of Al Qaeda in Iraq
Trumpism: Four years of cuckdom.
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A more innocent time...
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Tom Cruise is clearly an insane control freak who pays other actors huge amounts of money to gaze adoringly at him and in Christopher MacQuarrie he has found a guy who will insert all thirty of the weird off-putting story beats that you used to get about twice per movie in the earlier installments
His casting as Jack Reacher was a shark jumping a shark during a shark jumping festival held at the National Jumped Shark Institute on the 50th anniversary of the invention of shark jumping.
Short lil fugger can't be no Reacher.
Todd Blanche, a former personal lawyer for President Trump, is now acting Librarian of Congress. According to his public profile, Blanche has no experience working in libraries or archives.
The President has named a new Acting Librarian of Congress. It's his former defense lawyer.
Todd Blanche, a former personal lawyer for President Trump, is now acting Librarian of Congress. According to his public profile, Blanche has no experience working in libraries or archives.
Saying something over and over doesn't make it true.
are you guys happy now
I remember this scene from Alien.
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Many of us could find ourselves determined just "one drop" removed from whiteness.
What kind of message does it send to have the president of the United States flying around in a plane gifted to him by a foreign government?
That the US is wearing Qatar's hand-me-downs now.
Breaking News: President Trump plans to accept a luxury Boeing 747 from Qatar that he will use as Air Force One and will keep using after he leaves office. The plan — involving possibly the biggest foreign gift ever received by the U.S. government — raises substantial ethical issues.
Trump Is to Accept a Luxury 747 From Qatar for Use as Air Force One
The NYT fails again.
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Found it for you:
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Just alcohol. You can still have most everything else.
Two of Pope Leo's grandparents were Black. That makes him a DEI pope.
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These "Whu?!" responses would make more sense to me if they weren't in response to a thread by a parody account that actively uses this very same meme.
bsky.app/profile/nytp...If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
Forgive yourself and try again.
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That assumes a functioning long-term memory.
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Fascinating.
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More of a meme at this point.
Gallego: I’ve certainly seen a reversal—mostly among Latino men. I would say it started about three to four weeks ago.
It’s really a combination of factors: they’re deporting people who aren’t criminals, they’re separating families…
The economy is the other big factor pushing these guys away…
Too fuckin' late now, fellas. But I appreciate the sentiment, I guess.
🚨 ICE activity reports for 5/9:
Activity reported at
- Fort Totten Dr & Gallatin St NE at 8:00AM
- 5 officers - 3 ATF, others federal police
- 4 unmarked black cars with VA tags
- At least one person detained
Where's the 2nd Amendment when you need it?
Ackshually: thousands of his grandparents were Black.
Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden...
🎮Gaming question of the day👾
If you could pick any game to get a remake, what would it be?
Nethack
Two of Musk’s most strident goons manually, one-by-one, killed lifesaving programs even those Rubio wants credit for trying to save, on Musk’s orders.
Most of America:
"Why are we paying to medevac someone in another country when I have to pay $6k for an ambulance ride?"
In a recent meeting with PA teachers union leaders, Fetterman “began repeating himself, shouting and questioning why “everybody is mad at me,” “why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do” and slamming his hands on a desk…”
This man should not be in office.
buckscountybeacon.com/2025/05/penn...
Pennsylvania's Democratic Senator John Fetterman Raises Alarms with Outburst at Meeting with Union Officials - Bucks County Beacon
Fetterman began repeating himself, shouting and questioning why “everybody is mad at me,” “why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do” and slamming his hands on a desk, according to one person who ...
Looking at this wrong. In the age of Trump this is the behavior of an ideal presidential candidate.
That's called electability nowadays. He just needs an R beside his name.
I'm sorry but if you don't have enough fully functional neurons firing in your brain to have seen this coming from the beginning, I refuse to believe you can be trusted with any task or objective that requires more than a third-grade intellect.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/w...Trump is repeating previously rewarded behavior?
Surely this is a unique phenomenon worthy of years of academic study.
WTF is going on? Where’s Hegseth?
Truman? Democrat.
So that's who they'll blame.
Televangelist Jim Bakker needs 1,000 people to donate $1,000 each to save his ministry: "If they foreclose on this ministry, they will take my house too, so I'll be on the street."
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She wore makeup like one
That make-up was tattooed on.
Not joking.
Bessent says that little girls who are sad about having fewer dolls should just have it explained to them that they will have a better life for it
Fewer dolls are a distraction. It's the fewer meals that'll be the problem.
NEWS: Jim Fagan was the voice of the NBA on NBC's promos during the 90s. He passed away in 2019.
Using AI, he will be heard once again as the NBA on NBC returns next season.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/633...
NBC to use AI to recreate Jim Fagan's voice-over for NBA coverage
No. Just no.
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No way he thought it up. He picked it up somewhere from somebody in between ass-kissing sessions.
He thinks with global warming, the landscape of Greenland will soon match the name and property there will become a hot commodity.
Observing the current state of trump, it occurs to me that America will only get single payer or even a public option if Dems eventually manage to elect a president with an insane rabid personality cult, who is also probably a very mean person
"Rahm Emanuel to makeup please."
something needs to be done about medical intake questionnaires. why does a rheumatologist need to know if i pay my water bill on time?
"I find these questions intrusive and do not wish to answer them."
Works for me.
"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
That's where he's gotcha. This is the best of his ability.
Mark Warner on Republicans: "I do think we're getting close to them stepping up, but the problem is going to be, how much structural damage is going to be done before my Republican friends find their voice and voice publicly what they're already saying privately?"
"Please primary me."
What To Know About ‘Sinners’
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I thought they were making a joke. I know I was.
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Supposedly I have Denisovan as well.
So you're saying when it comes to depictions of race relations in movies, no Irish need apply?
Number of US gas stations currently selling at $1.98: zero. 🤡
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He and Epstein made a few.
After years of unprecedented opportunity thanks to labor, we’re now seeing protections for workers and laborers gutted.
On May Day I am proud to stand with workers across the country to protect labor rights.
How so?
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Kissassinger.
(My apologies but it was right there.)
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t
x.com/romanhelmetg...)
So his solution is a personalized cast of digital mirrors? I'll stick to the cast of voices already inside my head, tyvm.
Trump announces that Mike Waltz will be nominated as UN ambassador and Marco is the new intern national security adviser
The sound of deck chairs a'shufflin'.
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My kid is graduating this month from Chapel Hill after only two years because of this program. Hoping to have his masters in just one more year.
Saved us a lot of money.
I’m fine if our military needs to be reorganized, but I know that I do NOT trust a Fox News weekend anchor constantly dogged by allegations of alcoholism and sexual assault to do it.
Disrupting the chain of command. Consolidating power. Every autocrat fears his own military.
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And the tortured land resounded with the long, low wail of the incel hoard...
BREAKING: McDonald's store traffic fell unexpectedly in the first quarter as economic uncertainty weighed on diners.
McDonald's store traffic falls unexpectedly as diners grow uneasy about economy
McDonald’s store traffic fell unexpectedly in the first quarter as economic uncertainty weighed on diners.
They started messing with the app deals.
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That's step one. Step two is to deputize all white men.
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Schlitz. It's the Schlitz of EVs now.
(L to R)
-a disgraced news anchor
-another disgraced news anchor
-that guy who yells
-a bayou ghost
-guy who filled a jacuzzi with acid
-guy who chainsawed a whale carcass and strapped it to his roof
Look at the grouping of men on this show right now. We are truly in hell.
James Carville is a DINO married to a staunch right wing republican. He's been damaged goods for years.
He's a glutton for punishment.
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He's an honorary old white guy at this point.
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Ah! Bit of a stretch but I get it.
