Xaoc of Pluto
They/Them. Queer Eldritch Crochet Artist.
Chaos magic, SFF, kink, community safety, tentacles, eyeballs, PGH, music, nonsense, queer friendly events for sexy people. Hail Eris.
My Etsy: etsy.com/shop/ChrisMPluto
- Shamelessly Reskeeting a few times today, look upon my works ye Elders and despair.
- I’m shy af but I’m so excited to tell yinz that we are organizing a topless tea party. (And I’ll be there to help, just not with my tits out)
- I’m about to have a few days of giant crochet sculpture assembly. Since it’s been almost a year since the last assembly day, here is a shameless self promotion of my past work. 🧶 (🧵)
- Dear anyone unconvinced by the smart lawyers telling you good info: My father is a retired cop. This is what he has told me. I repeat: THIS IS WHAT POLICE TELL THEIR OWN KIDS.
- But also, don’t appropriate. If it’s not your culture, it’s seppuku-inspired self-disembowelment.
- Reposted by Xaoc of PlutoThis is one of my favourite scenes from a movie.
- I don’t even know why this is where my brain went, but this is immediately where it went
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- So excited for the feel-good Snakes On A Plane reboot of the year
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- Reposted by Xaoc of PlutoAs the child of a contractor, I have STRONG EMOTIONS about concrete, and this is HUGE. This has been a mystery for centuries. www.sciencealert.com/we-finally-k...
- Reposted by Xaoc of PlutoAny Pittsburgh Lacuna Coil fans on here? I am giving away a ticket to Sunday Nights show at The Roxian.
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- Reposted by Xaoc of PlutoWashington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi went to a consulate in Istanbul to get a document he needed to get married. Instead, he was murdered and dismembered on the orders of Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, now a close pal of Donald Trump.
- It is SO EARLY for my day to be SO HORRIBLE. Sorry, just needed to get that out.
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- Friends, the band CAKE is HERE. Go forth and follow @thebandcake.bsky.social I’m a little pissed none of you told me sooner, I thought you all liked me over here.
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- Reposted by Xaoc of Plutocatholics: oh hey u guys are back early me: pope's woke catholics: what? me: *grabs rosary, heads toward the confessional* pope's woke
- Reposted by Xaoc of PlutoThe fact that there's zero daylight between "pope they picked" and "only pope they would've picked if JD Vance really did kill the previous pope" is kind of interesting.
- I’ve been in business/management for thirty years. This is the absolute truth. I’ve watched it happen over and over.
- This is a very tap-able sign.
- Reposted by Xaoc of Plutoyou know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
- Okay look, I was sitting in a showing of Sinners and I’m not even sure my soul is back in my body yet and now we are all doing Pope jokes? What is today?
- Reposted by Xaoc of PlutoMike D: Prospect Park down to Park Slope, it’s time to listen to All 3 Beastie Boys:
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Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a - Reposted by Xaoc of Plutome: I'm done with the pope posts conservatives: we are having the worst day of our lives, woke marxist pope will give your kids gun control & health care in their sleep me: I would like a few more pope posts
- AMAZING. Yes sweeties, the Vatican gets a few interns to sit around on the socials for clout. It really is good, like into my veins good.
- Say what you will about how humans interpret this philosophy, but the Jesus I knew growing up was definitely the one who flipped tables and hung out with who ever he wanted to. The one most people claim to follow today? I don’t know him.
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- *waggles eyebrows at Pope Edible*
- I AM THE DREAD POPE POPCORN
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- Fascinated to see what the first American Pope will be like. Will being American make a difference? This has been a serious question for many Catholics, for my whole life. Does it matter? How might it matter?
- Reposted by Xaoc of PlutoI'm just excited about the inevitable new crop of antipopes.
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- This morning I am begging you to remember that: Dolls is a term that a small group of folks prefer, call em Dolls! It doesn’t refer to trans ppl in general It doesn’t refer to trans masc or non binary folk at all It also erases a fuck ton of trans femme folk. Use “Dolls”! Use it precisely. Thanks.
- Has anyone evaluated the Truman for ADHD? Because if you just keep losing the same shit over and over…
- Reposted by Xaoc of PlutoSo my girlfriend is an amazing stop motion animator, and she recently did a medieval cat themed bumper for Adult Swim! Sharing it here because she only has Instagram and I think everyone needs to see her animations. She's so freaking talented, y'alls. PLEASE go follow her!
- Okay so I’ve never bothered to watch Lip Synch Battle, and never clicked on this link that seems to be around all the time. But today I did. Life is better.
- Reposted by Xaoc of Plutoit's impossible for a sheep to commit a crime, which is why you don't get playable sheep characters in popular videogame series Grand Theft Auto
- Reposted by Xaoc of PlutoHerrn, det här är en Arby's
- I’m not gonna QS the asshat, but seriously my mediocre dude: Admit that back when search engines functioned, but also required thoughtful, nuanced, search processes, you couldn’t figure out how to use them.
- Reposted by Xaoc of PlutoVery important to keep your fighter aircraft properly hydrated or they WILL seek out water on their own, like this MiG-29
- Reposted by Xaoc of PlutoI don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
- Reposted by Xaoc of PlutoI def think one thing folks can learn from, especially if they aspire to be known for communicating ideas: Your intent in communication only means so much. You also have to factor in how people are actively interpreting you. Not how you think they will interpret you, but the actual response you get
- Reposted by Xaoc of PlutoOk, not to reshare my own post, but it occurs to me that there’s something positively bananas (in the best way) about the fact that I get to host a discussion of a Troma distributed movie at the Academy Museum. Like, if you had told little kid me, he’d never have believed you.
- Funny story…as of my last info, we only had one base left in the country with the ski equipped planes to land in Antarctica and Greenland. (Source, my dad who retired from said base)
- New: The U.S. is stepping up its intelligence-gathering efforts regarding Greenland, drawing America’s spying apparatus into President Trump’s campaign to take over the island. www.wsj.com/world/greenl...
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- Reposted by Xaoc of PlutoAnd you may find yourself living in a thatched-roof hut And you may find yourself living in the Holy Roman Empire And you may find yourself negotiating with your lords And you may find yourself in a beautiful hall, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
- Reposted by Xaoc of Plutoalso you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
- Pulls up in pope-mobile styled after a golden apple “Get in Popes, we’re driving into the ocean”
- Oh! This is the guy who started a book club for a relatively unknown mystery novel about sheep who solve a murder. Definitely pope material. (Wouldn’t be super opposed to darth either tbh)
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- Reposted by Xaoc of PlutoIt's 2023. A dramatic disaster surrounds Worldcon. It's 2024. A dramatic disaster surrounds Worldcon. It's 2025. A dramatic disaster surrounds Worldcon.
- Reposted by Xaoc of Plutonot now kitten, daddy’s leitmotif is returning imbued with sinister significance
- Reposted by Xaoc of PlutoPhilip Larkin
- I remember every person who told me he was a good businessman.
