Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn
Area Man
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- Is there a dicksucking version of getting your red wings?
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- At this point my assumption is that Linehan's always been basically a comedy DJ Khaled; not actually very good at much beyond getting talented people in a room together.
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- The word is in from the 'Old Pieces Of Shit Who Cling To Power Because Retirement Is Death To Them' contingent
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- I don't just think pussy looks weird, I'm going to spend a while talking about how optimal and beautiful the penis is. I'm straight btw, obvi
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- In return, you have another privilege; you finally have a fat, chabby corrupt thing as president again, who has made lying the reason of the state. Good night United States of Something.
- lol fuck off Germany, get real
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- Guy on the right is famous because his sister was on Made In Chelsea, that's entirely it.
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- He's going to stand next to a docked RNLI boat (not on the boat, just next to it) wearing a life-jacket and an attempt at a steely expression
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- He's trying the Elon "pedo guy" defence, failing to note that unlike Musk he lacks billions he can spend on lengthy litigation
- The repeated use of "trans activists" in this indicates the real message; "we would like it very much if you stopped bringing attention to Labour's anti-trans stance and letting people know that it isn't actually a mainstream position."
- (1/3) We are aware that four major Pride organisers (@prideinlondon.bsky.social, @birminghampride.bsky.social, @brightonpride.bsky.social, and @manchesterpride.bsky.social) have banned political parties from attending their events. We have released the following statement in response:
- (1/3) We are aware that four major Pride organisers (@prideinlondon.bsky.social, @birminghampride.bsky.social, @brightonpride.bsky.social, and @manchesterpride.bsky.social) have banned political parties from attending their events. We have released the following statement in response:
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- "Risking their memberships" oh wow what a fucking sacrifice that would be eh
- "trans activists"
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- Frankie, old blue dick
- graham linehan does not exist
- i find matt’s bit to be incredibly tiresome
- He's not very subtle about his 'I would like to keep doing what I'm doing in the new reich' signalling
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View full threadEveryone deserves that Like I said I like everyone But we all know the truth deep down don't we
- No, that cruelty you feel isn't universally experienced and cannot be accurately called 'the truth' by any metric. You're unwell and it's sad to see.
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- Greg really likes to put that 'white' silencer on his hatred of women
- For the next 4 years.
- What are you talking about, China's going to turn you into glowing glass within a year
- They're still doing the 'this politician is my idealised parent' thing and it's really creepy.
- I think this new era of leftists saying mean shit to right wingers is Good, actually.
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- He's very clear about his specialisation being menswear, I doubt he critiques sentient roach colonies
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- Armored Core 6 and Balatro are my two big 'pissing off the neighbors with all my hooting' games of the last year
- MUSK, in Riyadh: "My prediction, actually, for humanoid robots is that ultimately they will be tens of billions. I think everyone will want to have their personal robot. You can think of it like, as though you had your own personal C-3POor R2-D2. But even better. @cnbc.com $TSLA
- *bloody dick raggedly torn off by the servos in his robot's crotch* Ok, here's what I think happened
- This is my new favorite image because it perfectly encapsulates the concern trolling and crybullying from the right when you give them even a fraction of what they spew out on a consistent basis.
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- They're the ones who lashed themselves to a ship called "I hate women and I don't fuck" what would you have me do, treat them with kindness?
- Hasan Piker was detained by ICE and chose to talk to cops instead of shutting the fuck up. Do not be like Hasan Piker. Be way smarter. Never. Talk. To. Cops.
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- I'm not calling you a cop, I'm saying you sound like one. Very different.
- "What's for lunch today? Oh that's right, absolutely whatever I want in the world." why would I ever need more opulence than this?
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- This one works really well alongside "the Moon is an Ancient Egyptian burial monument"
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- Eclampsia? I hardly even knew her
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- Weren't they trying to make "No Drama, Just Starmer" happen like a week ago lol
- 🚨 NEW: Robert Jenrick backs PM with claim UK already an ‘island of strangers’ in some places “Aggressive levels of mass migration have made us more divided... for example central Bradford - 50 per cent of people were born outside of the UK”, he said Full story ⤵️ www.politics.co.uk/news/2025/05...
- Don't blame me for all this shit, I voted for Corbyn lmao
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- *witnesses a shit person pridefully doing something bigotted that's potentially life-ruining* "I just don't think their life should be ruined over this" I'll never understand this impulse.
- "My black wife is conservative so I just figured she'd be fine with me giving money to a white supremacist" is such an incredible mindset
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- Damn, my black wife's mad I gave $50 to that lady who called a child the N-word. What gives?
- "this podcast has a video component" thats just called a video. you dont have a podcast you have a youtube channel
- Covid saw a lot of podcasts make the lateral shift to staring awkwardly off camera in a three-day-old outfit. At least Mullen went crazier and started wearing chainmail
- Is Asmon wearing a sportscoat now to appear mature? While still sitting in a condemned filth grotto?
- He has nothing to hide. You can tell the cops your life story when you haven't done anything illegal and you have the money for a good attorney.
- lol ok officer
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- "Just be Reform" say the papers, "we'll always celebrate you for doing it. No awkward questions, we promise. We want you to win, after all~"
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- Smoking's very common so it's just not that novel when you hear it
- STATEMENT ON PRIDE: While we understand #Pride organisers' frustrations with Labour and the Conservatives' swithering on LGBT+ and especially trans+ rights of late, we are sickened to our core to be lumped together with them in a blanket suspension on parties attending major Prides this year. 1/4
- You "accepted the Supreme Court's ruling" Get fucked you dickheads
- Every time Labour are reminded that a GE win is not the Mandate of Heaven it's so funny
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- The old 'fanny' switcheroo can cause some upset
- I hear Labour are furious about the Pride ban. Good morning everybody!
- BBC this year: Huh, no Pride parades it seems this year. Yep, nothing happening. Don't look at social media.
- I’m done with the online left. And here's why.
- No one cares what you're done with, forehead
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- Sleeping naked's only good when it's chilly because forget summer balls untethered good lord
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- this is a bowl of soup with a bread roll to me until proven wrong
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- What is it with Billy's
- just want to make it clear. i am NOT taking bribes from domestic or foreign entities. i would not do that. bribes are illegal
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- The missing letters are 'not not il' As in "I'l not NOT take bribes."
- June does not speak for The Onion in this instance. As a policy, we are open to extravagant, golden-toiletted sky palaces from all known petrostates.
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- or evil tastes/sounds great when creatively applied
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- Black metal murder racist
- Didn't varg eventually have to get into talharpas and shit because he couldn't find any 'ethnically clean' guitar music in history
