>no visual logic bro is having trouble saying he can't find the clit

All else aside, this is a man who hasn't reckoned with the absurdity of balls.

Absolutely wild take. What to even say to that? Get gud?

‘I’m a straight man’

What a terrible day to be literate...

There’s a little bump towards the top. That’ll be $300k for your PhD, thank you.

hold on: have we considered that poster might be a duck I don't think that makes it better, because it makes it worse, but you know

"as a straight man, women should have dicks" is a helluva take

Who is he complaining to? God? To whom is this critique and request for redesign addressed?

Says a 🤏 DICK 🤪

Someone tell this guy about trans women asap

biblically accurate pussy

Good luck pushing a kid out your dickhole, Reddit guy

what a horrible day to have eyes

the clit is literally right there

I don't just think pussy looks weird, I'm going to spend a while talking about how optimal and beautiful the penis is. I'm straight btw, obvi

"I'm not closeted or anything, I just hate literally everything about pussy and wish it was dick"

Leave it to a man to "optimize" sex 💀