Bryce
Goober, NYC rat, software engineer
— bryce, age 24 🖍️
🍎 17 apples tall and weigh as much as 424 apples
- dunkaccino was a simpler time
- real talk ive never seen an ironed indoor pride flag in my life
- getting a monster (energy drink) for my little white monster (gf)
- older women love my whimsical aura
- hey everyone we’re owning drumpf by swapping POTUS with FOTUS (faggot of the united states) please like and repost 💙
- they ended dei and now the office stopped stocking #poppers fuck my kitten life
- pride? yeah im proud to be cis
- vibrator died guess my life is just over
- sorry oomfie doesn’t like when i talk to other oomfies
- me thinking my team will actually review my PRs
