Sean D. Sollé
I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
- Reposted by Sean D. Sollé♫ We’re Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band ♫
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléNormal person: You gotta love the Vikings! Bluesky user, a monk at Lindisfarne: Listen you fucking monster
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléI'm saddened to learn that we lost David Schleinkofer earlier this week. He created lots of incredible sci-fi artwork, including the box art for SimCity 2000 and one of the most incredible pieces of Transformers art that many 80's kids still have seared into their brains.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléSometimes people come into your life and they’re annoying.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléAll I wanted to do was make the bed, but I have ferrets.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléPlease NEVER talk to cops; especially without a lawyer present. If you have the misfortune of encountering police who request info other than can be discerned by your lawfully obtained ID, keep your mouth shut unless you are calmly, clearly asserting your right to legal counsel. Now, more than ever.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléThinking back to the time urgent care actually did shit. In 2007 they gave me a bottle of Vicodin for an ear infection now they just use ChatGPT to tell you you're imagining it.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléAmerica’s biggest enemy is infiltrating our nat. security systems, kidnapping/human trafficking/exiling our residents/citizens incl. toddlers & kids w/ cancer, destroying our food safety, & arresting judges. It costs us $3 million every time he golfs. 4 #GOP Senators could stop him. #RemoveTrump
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléI daydreamed about donuts and my eyes glazed over.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléI’m not doing the london marathon today but I reckon if I start training now and eat more healthily, next year I should be able to watch a whole one.
- Reposted by Sean D. Solléyeah I enjoy hard sci-fi
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléYeah I got a substack! I got ya sub stack right here! Boom!
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléDonald Trump reminds me of that terrible president America had 4 years ago.
- The thing I miss most about losing an actual physical office to visit is no longer having the opportunity to say the most utterly stupid things completely deadpan, and trying desperately hard not to laugh for the variable number of seconds that each colleague is momentarily confused before laughing.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléME: I used to love fishing when I was young. DATE: Did you fish with your dad? ME: No I mostly used lures HER: Check PLEASE!
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléA Full Self Driving Tesla is how rich people take the bus. It's like an Uber without the annoying working class person listening in as you gripe about welfare and DEI
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléProbs beat ma’self up over this but, ooof, fridgey chocolate is the best isn’t it?! 😋🥶
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléEvery time I hear someone say they used ChatGPT to look up something instead of Google an hour of my life is removed
- Reposted by Sean D. Sollésorry everyone, looks like i will not be girl bossing this summer, given i just hedge trimmered right through a power cable
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléThis is an idiot's take. Wikipedia has human editors who require you to link to actual sources. LLMs just hallucinate shit out of the blue.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléThe government faked Michael Jackson’s moonwalk.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléHappy #AlienDay #AlienDay2025 #AlienDay426 Illustration 2 of 3 inspired by my daughter saying "Spaaace Jooockey!" Jack Black style while I was talking about Alien movies ha
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléHi, my name is George, and it’s been 201 days since my last purchase from Amazon.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléWell it's Sunday. And you know what happens on Sunday? Show-and-tell happens on Sunday! So show us something you made or found, somewhere you’ve been, something you’re proud of, family, pets, anything neat, really! Go on! Show us!
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléIf you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléI've worked out who he reminds me of, it's both of the Krankies combined.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléBeautiful everyday Ladybird things. The gondola basket (1965) Artist: Harry Wingfield
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléFinished up a commission, ill take another for $20 plus shipping if anyone wants a pigeon drawn. #pigeonSky #bird #animal #dove #fancypigeon #pigeon #art #commission #bsnm
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléWent on a date. She asked to see my Apple Music Replay from last month. It showed that I listened to Steely Dan for about 6 hours a day. No second date. Fair enough. I just find that Steely Dan get better the more you listen.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléWhen I got a dog I imagined us going out together, him being excited to see people and playing with other dogs. But he's an aggressive little shithead, barks at everything and nips people even in their own homes and I kind of resent him for it. Love him to bits though.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléIt takes me all weekend to psych myself up to go to Costco on Sunday afternoon
- Stephen King's posted an "I say I say I say …" joke on BlueSky, and everyone's replying with serious answers.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléArtist Always Carries Around Sketchbook In Case He Feels Like Making Someone Uncomfortable theonion.com/artist-...
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléHost: The answer is ‘You are’ Dog: [a contestant on Jeopardy] Jeez, this is TOO easy…
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléThis is phrased so fucking condescendingly that I instantly and thoroughly dislike this person in every fucking way imaginable. Go fuck yourself, Nancy. Sorry (not sorry) for the inconvenience. *puts in earbuds*
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléICE is now asserting it's a federal crime for bystanders to request that masked people in plain clothes show identification as they're handcuffing folks and stuffing them into unmarked vans.
- ICE says they will bring charges against the two Immigration Rapid Response Hotline volunteers who demanded that agents show their badges before seizing two men from the Charlottesville courthouse. dailyprogress.com/news/local/c...
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléI can think of literally ONE Democrat who ran on "defund the police". He won his election for City Controller of Los Angeles in a landslide (61% to 39%). Mejia received more votes than any LA citywide candidate in history including Karen Bass and all previous mayors.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléMissed connection: I was vomiting in the bushes outside of Applebees and you asked me for a cigarette. Sorry I punched you.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléAndry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government. No one has heard from you in 43 days. As vigil, I’m posting a photo of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
- "I'm sure it's only a glitch. A temporary setback"
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléI snooped on my boyfriend's Linkedin profile and saw that he uses the word 'solution' as a verb - ie. he boasts about 'solutioning complex business problems.' I'm embarrassed to realise I'm living with a Jake Humphrey-adjacent airhead. Thinking of asking him to move out.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléSomething I think the public isn’t adequately aware of is that there are several species of bacteria that make us sick by releasing toxins into the food that will be there even if the food is thoroughly cooked. And some of these toxins are incredibly dangerous and can kill people - painfully.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléI don’t have time to make small talk with strangers on a plane. I am too busy making my baby scream on purpose just to ruin your flight. parents do this for fun but we’re not supposed to admit it.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléYou’re like a single shoe abandoned in a parking lot. You must have a story but I don’t think I want to know what it is.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléSay no to childhood obesity. Eat your children's Easter chocolate now
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléGoComics rebooted its design and there’s glitch where a comic’s black layer (from CMYK) isn’t converted for Sunday strips. This gives us neat insight into Wiley Miller’s coloring technique. Newspaper cartoonists historically worked black & other colors separately—some still do.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléCybertruck on the streets, alone in the sheets.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléThe Trumps have left American soil. TIME TO GET THE HOME ALONE KID IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND KEEP THEM OUT FOREVER
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléMy dog's mostly motivated by snacks or treats and all I can say is same, girl, same.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléMy wife Karen (@thebaronski) has invented this genius device for removing bumble bees from the house. It’s basically a long stick with a bit of cloth on the end which she soaks in sugar water as needed. The bee will inevitably clambers on and is thus rescued/ejected into the garden.
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléShould I be worried that these IKEA instructions say “Front Toward Enemy”?
- Reposted by Sean D. SolléI wouldn’t eat the snacks outside the toilets at The Crucible… a small percentage of the snooker loo peanuts are wee.
