mean things I say to myself
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
- If there's no Eiffel Tower emoji I have no idea how to politely word this text to John and Steve
- Do you think I will get into trouble for breaking the new dress code at Cannes?
- Every time my 8 year old takes a shower, we hear repeated bangs and clangs and bonks, and we couldn't figure out what was happening. Dropped shampoo? Over and over? I finally asked him and he said that he gets bored in the shower so he's been taking a hard bouncy ball in with him
- It's not the teat, it's the humidititties
- You can annoy me but you can't hurt my feelings, I am so good at hurting my own you can't compare
- I didn't get what I wanted for Mother's Day, or for Valentine's, or for Christmas, or my birthday. (A nonfelon woman as president)
- Reposted by mean things I say to myselfI love that courtroom sketches are still a thing. Leaves open the possibility for a smurf or two to be in there.
- I am here to bully Elon Musk and make jokes and I ain't feeling funny today (pt. 2)
