Lost in Arizona
San Francisco expatriate trying to get by in the desert of MAGA madness, armed with a WTF and a side-eye.
#LostInArizona #CallOutRacist 🇺🇦
- With some help from the Daily Show, here’s my latest Instagram message to the DC Bar about Brad Bondi’s candidacy for its presidency. 😁 www.instagram.com/reel/DJo8nW-...
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- Mr. Bondi claimed to have worked 100,000 hours pro bono in the last 25 years. Mathematically, that’s 4,000 hours per year and 10.96 hours per day. Essentially, Mr. Bondi, like his sister Pam, lies like a rug.
- JUST IN: Here's the single trespassing charge against Newark Mayor Ras Baraka, arrested today at a new ICE detention facility he has protested opening in his city: Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/25... Earlier: www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
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- Would a normal well-adjusted human “like” a photo of Bongino? No.
- Every right winger in Congress says that Trump has shut down border crossings. So why do we need 20K extra officers, when Trump is at the same time cutting services people like, like cancer cures?
- Let me guess. Is the GOP finally accepting that it's U.S. citizens smuggling, not the migrants?
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- Private for-profit prisons and effing charter schools 🤬
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- The guy is a twit.
- Tufts University student Rümeysa Öztürk has been released from an immigration detention center following a federal judge's order.
- Good!!!!
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- No, just no.
- Art of the deal is raising the tariff to 145% then cutting it almost in half despite the fact that China has made no concessions and has completely ignored you. Xi just sits back at laughs at our orange clown.
- Introducing Scott B, the new coffee boy aka fall guy.
- A woman in Ohio was arrested after her pet raccoon named Chewy was found holding a meth pipe in the driver’s seat of her car. Yep. You read that right.
- Meth lady could be heard yelling “Do you know who I am? I voted for Truuummmmppp.”
- During jury instructions, David Bloyed seemed quite amused when the judge repeatedly read his online handle “Schwetty Balls,” and Bloyed looked around the courtroom to find someone who shared his glee. About an hour later, he appeared stunned as the jury declared him “guilty.”
- BREAKING: Guilty! Texas neo-Nazi convicted for online threat against Nashville District Attorney Glenn Funk www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
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- It appears that Biggs has lost favor with his Fat Jesus. Ah, what a shame. But I did get a kick out of MAGA Diane’s two cents by writing “Biggs for AZ Governor 2025!” even though the election isn't until 2026. I didn't have the heart to tell her.
- American Theater in Canton, NY: where the marquee has more backbone than a lot of CEOs right now.
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View full thread"discriminatory-equity -ideology" isn't a real thing. It keeps getting ridiculouser and ridiculouser, wonder how long & how many drinks it took to come up with their very own anti- DEI phrase? Cute, but no, not real.
- While it's not real, you can be sure that MAGA supporters will believe that’s what DEI stands for. 🤬
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View full threadI not only wish you luck but also strength, fortitude and courage.
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- Welcome to the resistance
- “Fuck you Susan, I’m not going to your Cinco De Mayo party” ——Classic
- 🚨BREAKING: Jefferson Griffin, the Republican candidate in the 2024 North Carolina state Supreme Court election, finally conceded six months after losing the race to incumbent Justice Allison Riggs, a Democrat, the Associated Press reported. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
- Good.
- True, but it is well past time we quit pandering to what a small percentage of Americans delusions. As Canadians we are going to forget our own path. America has to deal with their cult on their own. It is refreshing to see so many Americans take to the streets and say NO.
- We are trying. Wish us luck. ✌️
- Remember during COVID when dunderhead said he wasn't going to share 3M N95s with Canada? Canada said, ok, no worries. BTW we are your ONLY source for minerals required to make them, we aren't sending it anymore. He sure changed his mind in a hurry. Lol
- Trump is a dangerous idiot. His followers, some of the most misinformed fools to walk this planet, are lockstep in line with his boneheadedness. They will inevitably blame Canada for everything from trade to why Trump is orange.
- Arizona, what a gem of a state 🙄
- Just learned today that 92% of US import consumption is dolls for beautiful little girls. Higher than I would have expected!
- *beautiful little 15 year old girls.
- Cringe, right?
- Yes, because us girls are the silliest most frivolous of all.
- Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.
- Harvard was generous; I’ve found a few errors missed they kindly didn’t mention, and I'm no scholar.
- I feel really stupid asking again
- Only one?
- Tucker breaking the big stories on his podcast that everyone else refuses to cover. Big if true. 🙄
- There better be a bowling alley, or I’m staying put.
- These headlines related to U.S. military aviation have all appeared in the last 11 days. There is a major problem at the Defense Department.
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- JD Vance’s younger brother is losing in an absolute landslide in the Cincinnati mayor election after JD endorsed him.
- Aftab Pureval is the current mayor of Cincinnati, a native Ohioan and son of immigrants from India & Tibet.
- I’m more concerned about our fighter jets at the bottom of the Red Sea.
- Is this what merits "Earth-shattering news"? 🥱
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- Am I late to the game? Did everyone but me notice how the GOP highjacked Diversity-Equity-Inclusion (DEI) and replaced it with discriminatory-equity -ideology?
- Am I late to the game? Did everyone but me notice how the GOP highjacked Diversity-Equity-Inclusion (DEI) and replaced it with discriminatory-equity -ideology?
- India never attacked Pakistan when President Biden was in office, just saying.
- That’s a fact, but although they share a border, they are not friends! They have functioned on the brink of war for as long as I’ve been alive (and that’s a long time!)
- 1945ish? But don't quote me.
- Thousands of transgender troops who have served our nation honorably will soon be purged from the military because of their identity. It is shameful that the Supreme Court’s majority won’t even explain why it greenlit this mass act of unconstitutional discrimination. slate.com/news-and-pol...
- Why? Narrow-minded evangelical assholes are the reason.
- “Earth-shattering”
- Can all the ‘girls’ now buy six dolls?
- *What's up with *asterisks? *Am I missing *something?
- just so we’re all clear: the reason they keep using dolls as their example is because they’re trying to frame caring about material stuff as feminine and thus inherently shameful
- Yeah, I've watched this movie at least a hundred times.
- Linda McMahon wrote Harvard a letter to which they responded by noting areas that are in need of corrections and then posted it on social media. Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
- Awkward
- Bessent says that little girls who are sad about having fewer dolls should just have it explained to them that they will have a better life for it
- But when I voted for Trump, he promised me abundant riches on day 1, not day 10,001. I say that in jest. I wouldn't vote for that fucker.
High grade nickle for USA military. Uranium for nuclear reactors. Rare minerals from Canada not available to the USA because China cut them off. It's okay, Canada can ship them elsewhere. Orange pile of shit is clueless.- Thanks, I missed more that a few.
- Translation: still no deals
- Tariff deals: 0 Wars ended: 0 Days Trump hasn't said something mind-boggling stupid : 0
- Apparently, Hegseth paused weapons to Ukraine—behind Trump's back www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
- Is the pausing allowed if Congress has already approved the weapons transfer? Anyone?
- Carney to Trump: "There are some places that are never for sale ... having met with the owners of Canada over the course of the campaign, it's not for sale. It won't be for sale ever."
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- When approaching a narcissist, always flatter first, then kick them in the balls.
- Other than crude oil, automotive products, natural gas, and agricultural products, lumber, metals...we don't need much from Canada 😂
- Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney says USMCA re-negotiations will have to factor in Trump’s weaponization of tariffs. Trump meanwhile doesn’t have a clue as to what the USMCA contains. www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
- Do you think he knows his administration negotiated the USMCA?
- Why did I just hear question "will there be a trade deal"(with Canada) from an American reporter? There IS a fucking trade deal..USMCA! That Trump himself signed off FFS Seriously, why would any country waste time or effort in agreeing anything with the US? Only member of WTO also breaking WTO rules
- 100% everything Michael said.
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- Evil clown step-sisters works.
- It’s even more jarring when you hear someone else recite exactly what comes out of Trump’s mouth.
- Cringe
- Reporter: How did you decide to reopen Alcatraz? Trump: I was supposed to be a movie maker… Nobody ever escaped. One person almost got there but they found his clothing rather badly ripped up, a lot of shark bites…
- Next week's headline is, “Trump abandons plans to reopen Alcatraz in favor of his son-in-law's condominium project.”
