Impressed with this admin's dedication to helping us save money on aircraft maintenance scott

Winner

sir, a second jet has gone missing

If I had a nickel for every time the us navy dropped a jet off of an aircraft carrier in the past month, I’d have two nickels.

Really hope DOGE didn’t cancel our insurance.

Where’s Vance? Oh…. THAT’s where he is….

The same boat too! Honestly I’m beginning to think you’re just feeding fighter planes to the Houthi.

Gotta put an Airtag on that sucker Scott.

If/when Dems take back presidency first thing on agenda should be to rename Red sea to Blue sea.

i think the sharks took your jets

Red Sea is already a top shelf snorkeling destination. Now with side quest.

How many more before the Red Sea has its own fighter wing?

I saw it at the flea market this weekend. They were asking too much for it. 🌬️

We’re gonna have to tie strings to them like idiot mitts, aren’t we?

When is the last time you definitely remember having it?

@heardislandgov.bsky.social definitely don’t have any relevant information. They have some nice shiny jets though…

don't you have a little beeper on the keychain? that's what I use. I can never remember where I landed. one word of caution, though. they don't work under water.

Have you looked for it where you had it last? .... Checked in the couch pillows?

If this keeps happening maybe you should consider getting a few of those Tile trackers and put one in each of your navy jets?

Cue the scene from "The Hunt for Red October".

Maybe. What’s the tail number

Check signal

Maybe invest in some Airtags?

To lose one F/A-18 Super Hornet may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.

better check those air tags before travelling, man. but once you recover it place in a rice back to dry it up.

This wouldn't happen if you put your stuff in the same place every time

This is what happens when you remove DEI from the military.

It’s right next to the other lost one

Maybe Mr. Bone Saw knows

Ask Petey…he’s on his Signal Chat Group getting to the “bottom” of this debacle.

It's getting weird out there, Scott. How long had it been since we last lost a jet because they forgot to set their wheelie brakes?

Well, there is now three in the ocean as of today. You must not be looking hard enough.😂

Andre, you’ve lost another fighter jet?

jets vs the reds

Was it shot down in Yemen?

Old enough to remember when tail hook was a term used to describe the launch/return of sain jets (or the groping of women during their annual Tail Hook party🎈.)

Another one?

Yuri, you’re telling me you’ve lost another submarine?

Did you get a low-jack like we recommended the first time?

You didn't happen to lose your other one too did you?

Jesus. Bring back the DEI hires to straighten shit out!

Have you checked on top of the mantel?

I *told* you to write your name on it.

Sponge Bob is currently salvaging it .

Have you tried posting a Missing poster with your contact info?

Have you looked on the top of your head? The last time it was there all the time LOL.

What did you do with the lock and chain I gave you?!

The first one or the second one?

Pete Hegseth walking around a tavern, looking under chairs, looking under tables. Tulsi Gabbard strolls up to him after not changing her password for decades. "Whacha you looking for?" "An F-18 hornet fighter jet." "Didn't you lose that in the ocean?" "There's alcohol in here." Replied Pete.

The black, reinforced Kevlar tie down straps got eliminated in the DEI purge. They were black.

Buddy, I’m taking your keys

Have you tried setting up a signal group to ask for help…

Maybe water destroys the tech, but besides the financial loss these planes may have intel value. There’s a reason the Glomar response became a thing.

Bruh. You didn't put an air tag on it?

i get it, its just like with my sunglasses i guess

Honestly, kiddo. You'd lose your head if it wasn't tied on...

😜

Third time is the charm!

But you said NO DM

Actually two lost now

Aren’t you in the group chat?

Missing- jet aircraft. Answers to Speedy. If found, please contact: That big ass boat with planes falling off of it. 50$ reward!

heheh

Did you look behind the sofa?

Leaky Pete misunderstood when he heard "toss it into the drink".

😂😂😂

😂

🤣

Funny I just checked Fox News and there’s nothing about this, Scott.

Check your signal chat. I think someone is trying to reach you

Maybe if we offered a reward for its return, with no questions asked?

Check Trump’s ass That thing’s big enough to conceal anything

Actually, Pete’s put it up for sale on Signal.

It’s really rather careless of you, to be honest.

“To lose one may be regarded as a misfortune, to lose two looks like carelessness” after Oscar Wilde

Only one?

I’ll add you to my signal chat

Describe it.

Haha

It’s okay. That’s why it’s called an accident.

Remember the scene in Hunt for Red October when the US guy says to the Russian 'you lost *another* submarine?'

What colour?

At least it wasn’t a nuclear sub…

is this how im receiving news now

Sold to Russia?