Mental Errorist
*screams into an unending void*
*void screams back*
"Huh. Yeah, I expected something like that."
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- Already?!
- Bobby Jr. shares his secret to getting brain worm.
- Does he know he said raw milk 2 times?
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- (also: kitty floof)
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- So...back?
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- Oh noes!
- Do you ever wonder if Gordon Ramsey has a satisfactory meal? Like, goes to the movies with his kids and *doesn't* berate the staff for his popcorn being too salty?
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- Can I recommend a horror movie?
- Bizarre capitalization, but very accurate.
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- Have a holly, jolly Christmas, provided that the workers can regain the means of production, or at least a decent wage + benefit package!
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- Unionize Christmas! Socialize cookies!
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- Like it was assigned to him?
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- I'm 100% on board for the cute animal misspellings. It was just excessive.
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- ...or, you could have said nothing, and the world would remain the same.
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- Mate, find a better thing to whine about. This is just sad.
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- Put your whole post and a link, because now you seem like am enagement-farming dickhead. Say the thing or don't. Link or don't. Don't tailor them to post-lengths.
- HE'S CHECKED THE LIST TWICE, GUYS. Just calm down.
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- "Superstition" by Stevie Wonder.
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- Non-Fiasco.
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- It's like tipping the audience for coming.
- Happy birthday to the 3rd most over-rated "poet" in American music.
- Jim Morrison would have been 81 today; let that sink in !! You've seen your birth your life and death You might recall all of the rest Did you have a good world when you died? Enough to base a movie on? #jimmorrison #thedoors #vinyl #vinylcommunity #vinylrecords
- I related to hard to this I nearly had to pour a drink/move across the country/burn down my local telecom.
- *so
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- Well that certainly wasn't your fir--know what? Never mind.
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- ...are they aware she is a fictional character?
- This is becoming very relevant. I'm getting buried under bot accounts and can't seem to make them unfollow me.
- Finally caught the Elf on the Shelf. This bitch is going straight into the snowblower.
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- Why do you think he gathers all those cookies and milk all night?
- Work hours should be adjusted based on available sunlight. You can have 9-5 in the summer, but in winter I'm not leaving the house in the dark and I better leave and get home while it's still light out.
- Anybody know if there's a way to soft block accounts here? Just got followed by a bunch of bots.
- *I'm young, like single-digit young*: "Holy fuck, Old Man Harvey Keitel is fucking awesome!" *I'm old, like 40+*: "Holy fuck, how is Harvey Keitel still this awesome?!"
- Today I learned that mixing up the melody and lyrics of "Space Oddity" and "Tiny Dancer" drives my wife insane. Wanna guess what my new favourite hobby is? (And I am head-over-heels in love with her, this is just for fun.)
- 🎶 Here am I, sitting in a tin can / Far above the world / And I say softly, slowly... 🎵
- There are maybe like a dozen celebrities who I *need* to not turn out to be terrible people. - Ron Perlman - Danny DiVito - Rhea Perlman - Doug Jones - John Cena ...who would you add to the list?
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- And you would be *shocked* if you saw what they can do on the ice when they all work together.
- There is no point in trolling if no one sees it. User control over our feeds is great. Including the ability to fully hide from everyone, unwanted replies, and block those people. If i hide a reply from a troll from everyone, no one sees it. Moderation is great Really helps engagement
[This account was taken down by their PDS (Bluesky PBC)]- Your dude had a worm eating his brain, shoved a bear carcass into Central Park, and routinely embarasses himself every time he speaks publicly.
- No one will ever go broke betting on Susan Collins being both the most willingly ignorant and weak-willed member of congress who has ever lived.
- Sandwich day is looking like it's going to be tomorrow. Key ingredient is only available after 4:30 PM, so it won't be today.
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- I very specifically didn't name a character. I said Keanu fucking Reeves. He plays it completely straight.
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- *rolled up newspaper* No! Bad. You're better than this.
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- In your head, call them "Slurp Queens", and it will never be a problem again.
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- Damned near drowned my whole town, the feckin' bastards.
- Sandwich statuses (statii?) are being reserved for the time being as a key ingredient was not available today.
- We here at sandwich HQ understand your frustration, but still encourage you to make your own gd sandwiches.
- My kiddo has moved back home from her boyfriend's place, and either she's going to kill me or the other way. We'll see.
- The sandwich is going to have to wait until tomorrow. I got distracted by miso soup.
- [wife]: "Pick me up ~~~ at the grocery store!" [me]: "my memory is shit, can you text me that?" I am literally leaving to go, and she hasn't texted me, but claims she was never going to. At least I know I have a shitty memory.
- So now that there's still 3-4 days left on my Twitter suspension, everyone has decided to post the best comedy prompts and sexiest pictures of themselves and most hilarious shit ever?! Dickheads.
- I promise I will document the creation of the sandwich tomorrow. It will be done.
- If I were ever President, I'd make Leslie Jones my Press Secretary. Let Peter Doocey deal with that.
- Deputy Press Secretary Amber Ruffin, for when they think they've had enough.
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- OMG you pair that with some kettle-cooked chips and you are on your way to one hell of an afternoon. Might even include a nap.
