Machine Pun Kelly
America's Number One Punned-It.
Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
YouTube channel: youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
- I love you guys. The responses to this are *chef's kiss*.
- I like presidents who haven't raped anyone.
- Here's a question I've been struggling with for a few years now. And I can't come up with an answer I feel comfortable with. Why is "patriotism" good?
- A senior advisor to the President said they were considering suspending Habeus Corus, and it barely made a blip. How the fuck did we get here?
- BREAKING!!!! Scientists claim they have found Stephen Miller's soul. Just kidding. He doesn't have one.
- Undocumented workers contribute about $2.2 trillion dollars, or 8 percent of the GDP. But that only scratches the surface. You don't freeze out 8% of your GDP without massive consequences to the economy. Undocumented migrants HELP America be stronger. This is a fact.
- Wanna know what no one is talking about? How mass deportations are a bigger threat to the economy than tariffs.
- Everyone should read this.
- Excellent piece on Miller on habeas. Far superior to the surprisingly both-sides-ish coverage by some media. What Miller is claiming the power to do isn’t questionable or dubious. It would be anti-constitutional usurpation. www.stevevladeck.com/p/148-suspen...
- I'm working with my brother, @schwabfortexas.com to create these Shorts explaining the economy. Do you know what comparative advantage is? youtube.com/shorts/KVaoe...
- Today, the great Rep. Jack Kimble joins the show! Hope you can join us! youtube.com/live/bYX6yjr...
