Matthew_DS9
“It is difficult/to get the news from poems/yet men die miserably every day/for lack/of what is found there."
- William Carlos Williams
- I'm just going to admit openly here that one of the most surprising results of all this madness (and it's a good, positive surprise) is that Teen Vogue and Rolling Stone have emerged as two of the last remaining examples of investigative journalism. I mean, who knew? Maybe y'all did, but I didn't
- Teen Vogue has been one of the best for years. I did not see that coming, but I'm cool with it.
- Absolutely! We need some lights in the darkness
- saying you don’t want to read & agree to the terms and conditions of my vagina is a huge time saver for both of us
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View full threadTold him his “move” was terrible
- What a wussie! I've had many a lady tell me my moves are terrible (cuz they are!) but it never made me melt down in such a whiny manner It just made me determined to get better
- is there any fun left on the internet? or is it all doom now.
- This account always gives me a smile whenever I see their posts on my TL ... @bodegacats.bsky.social It's awesome! Cats! In BODEGAS!
- This guy just wants a really giant clitoris that becomes erect and aroused, and no labia Wait a minute
- He's ... so close to realizing it!
- Mine is chaos incarnate he's not wrong there
- Gonna ask the Missus for consent to dive into her CHAOS INCARNATE! I am certain she will gaze at me quizzically and say, "Are you OK?"
- I am worried that he will be violent with his next encounter with a woman!
- I agree ... I mean, all novices may have reticence and confusion, but to take it out on this rather extreme rant does seem a bit extreme.
- I think the person that wrote this is inexperienced and rather than admit that he limited or no experience, he had a very awkward encounter with a woman named Helen that gave him instructions he could not follow and expressed her frustration with his inability to provide her pleasure.
- I now have this strong impulse tonight to suddenly blurt out to my wife, "Tonight, my dear, I shall dive into CHAOS INCARNATE!" without even giving context 🤣🤪
- Read this as your laugh for the day ... Frikkin hilarious!!!
- I wanna know what Helen did to freak this guy out so bad 🤣
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- ohhhh ... well done!
