saying you don’t want to read & agree to the terms and conditions of my vagina is a huge time saver for both of us
Every clause is just:
Do the things she likes.
Don’t do the things she doesn’t like.
It's simple, fellas.
Do the things she likes.
Don't do the things she doesn't like.
That's it.
I think the person that wrote this is inexperienced and rather than admit that he limited or no experience, he had a very awkward encounter with a woman named Helen that gave him instructions he could not follow and expressed her frustration with his inability to provide her pleasure.
I now have this strong impulse tonight to suddenly blurt out to my wife, "Tonight, my dear, I shall dive into CHAOS INCARNATE!"
without even giving context
🤣🤪
May 14, 2025 21:43
