Joshua Akins
Musician, CF-haver, Bama fan, ridiculous little guy.
- Reposted by Joshua AkinsWhom amongst us
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- Reposted by Joshua Akinssquirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
- Reposted by Joshua Akinsthen how about you don't fucking use it
- I’m hoping for a very particular outcome on this one.
- Reposted by Joshua AkinsThe original Doom was full of demons and crosses to be edgy, but metal album art aesthetics aren't edgy anymore. Nobody is gonna accuse Doom: The Dark Ages of being satanic in a bad way or blame it for school shootings. They need to step it up. Doomguy has to transition and get real good at tennis.
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- Make time to enjoy your fuckin’ life and health if you’re fortunate enough to have it. Don’t take that shit for granted.
- The fascists, the regressives, the oligarchs, the bigots, and even those ostensibly on our side, can steal a bunch from us, but we must never let them steal our joy.
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- Reposted by Joshua AkinsDems in Congress's fun reward for not expelling all the disqualified insurrectionists who voted to overturn the 2020 election (as the United States Constitution requires) is that Republicans in Congress are now demanding their arrest.
- Reposted by Joshua Akins1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier
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- Reposted by Joshua AkinsIt’s important to pay attention to the fact that there are simultaneous efforts to criminalize mask-wearing by citizens and to standardize the wearing of face-obscuring gaiters by people purporting to be law enforcement.
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- Reposted by Joshua AkinsThinking this over, - LEO XIV: Probably knows who Goku is - FRANCIS: Probably did not know who Goku is - BENEDICT XVI: Did not know who Goku is - JOHN PAUL II: Unlikely but not impossible he knew who Goku is Everyone else was pre-Goku
- Toad Suck, Arkansas
- Pope Blueberries VI
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- Reposted by Joshua Akinsnew pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*
- Reposted by Joshua AkinsChicago Pope's here
- Reposted by Joshua AkinsThe worst people in the world are mad.
- Reposted by Joshua AkinsThey'll never admit it, but I bet the Conclave's final vote wasn't even close. Probably 25 or 6 to 4
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- Reposted by Joshua AkinsCM Pope
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- Reposted by Joshua AkinsThe whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic
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- Reposted by Joshua AkinsAmerican conservatives calling the pope woke and Marxist is a great indicator for people who don’t realize just how unhinged American conservatives have gotten
- Reposted by Joshua Akinswho called it woke pope and not Opus DEI
- I was raised Baptist, so who was Pope never meant anything to me. But if it makes the tradcaths and Nazis mad, that’s good enough for me.
- Reposted by Joshua Akinsconsider, they picked whichever Pope would piss off Vance the most
- USS Harry S Truman is trying to unseat the USS William D Porter as the most incompetent naval ship it seems.
- But Kentucky and West Virginia saying Mountain Dew is… *chef kiss*
- It's a shame that the most popular soda map by state for 2025 doesn't see the preference for Mountain Dew perfectly align with the Rocky Mountains... Source: buff.ly/oRC0crl
- “When reached for comment, Eastwood rambled incoherently to a chair.”
- Reposted by Joshua AkinsThis headline about the Kentucky Derby is so on the nose for 2025 it’s uncanny.
- Reposted by Joshua AkinsI know, norms and all that, but the default Dem position should be: We think this is illegal but if the courts say you can do this then we are going to rip the guts out of the entire conservative movement. No more Heritage, FedSoc, etc. All of them lose their tax exempt status.
- * TRUMP: WE ARE GOING TO BE TAKING AWAY HARVARD'S TAX EXEMPT STATUS @reuters.com
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- Reposted by Joshua Akinsyou don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
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- Reposted by Joshua AkinsYall go Venmo Bo some money since our dumbass President is shutting down his bar for a day
- Reposted by Joshua AkinsSuper cool that that asshole’s vanity visit to Tuscaloosa has forced roads to close that are now affecting good small businesses. Throw a few bucks toward the druidcitybrewing Venmo for a virtual beer if you’ve got the disposable change. They’re legitimately wonderful people.
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- Reposted by Joshua AkinsI have in general become way less tolerant of ‘crunchy’ bullshit since ascension of people like RFK jr. to actual power. Sorry but the obnoxious Reddit science and logic guys were right, you should be scorned for believing objectively wrong things about consequential issues.
- Reposted by Joshua AkinsDruid City is a rad place and @bohicks.bsky.social is an absolutely rad human, please consider lending a hand if you can to help offset this bs.
- One Tuscaloosa business owner is asking for support after he says the planned visit of President Donald Trump will put him out of business for the day. Read more: al.com/news/2025/04/trump-…
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- Reposted by Joshua AkinsHappy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
- Bo doesn’t deserve this bullshit. If you got anything stupid to say about it, shove it up your ass and send Bo and co. $150 and an apology.
- One Tuscaloosa business owner is asking for support after he says the planned visit of President Donald Trump will put him out of business for the day. Read more: al.com/news/2025/04/trump-…
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- Turns out, I do indeed know the owner of the kangaroo. 😂
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