"I mean, 'close ties'? I just know them from work"
Aides have privately mused about just letting President Donald Trump sway gently like he's stoned at an Allman Brothers show for four years, but worried that his brains might visibly leak out his ears.
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Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President
theonion.com/man-can...Listen, this is terrible. LLMs are frequently wrong and often produce results that exhibit bias. But that's also probably better than anyone in the trump regime?
Ah ha, trump is entirely incapable of corruption, as corruption a quid pro quo and trump is incapable of honoring a deal.
Corruption requires explict quid pro quo. It is not corrupt to take an action that aligns with the interest of a person who gives you a gift, unless the official action was in direct response to that gift--a bribe. Terms matter. Accuracy and fairness matters. Regardless of what social media wants.
Pope Leo's first sermon and, uh, his using the phrase "be ever more fully a city set upon a hill" and cf'ing it to Rev 21:10 instead of any of the others before saying "many baptized Christians" are "living in a state of practical atheism" is. Well. Shots fired!
www.npr.org/2025/05/09/g...
Read Pope Leo XIV's first homily as pope
During his homily, delivered in Italian, Leo XIV said that Christians must serve a world that is often hostile to their beliefs.
Donald Trump will be accepting a $400 million luxury jet as a bribe from the Qatari government. Here’s why that’s bad news for House Democrats.
Trump is the wealthiest American President in recent history. But some experts say his solicitation and acceptance of bribes and his rampant corruption raise ethical issues.
I mean, this is about the most GOP thing I can think of...
www.newsweek.com/us-military-...
US military spends eight times more on Viagra than gender-affirming care
In a hearing over the Defense Department's removal of transgender service members, a judge uncovered that the military spends $42 million a year on Viagra.
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Hanging on to your jets is such a woke thing to do
A Navy fighter jet failed to land on an aircraft carrier and plummeted into the Red Sea on Tuesday, marking the fourth major mishap involving the vessel and the third loss of a fighter jet deployed with it since the warship left home last year.
Another Navy jet falls into sea, marking fourth major mishap in months
The latest loss of an F/A-18 fighter jet occurred during a failed landing aboard the USS Harry S. Truman, an aircraft carrier in the Red Sea.
at this point it’s starting to feel like these jets are just committing suicide
Another Navy jet falls into sea, marking fourth major mishap in months
The latest loss of an F/A-18 fighter jet occurred during a failed landing aboard the USS Harry S. Truman, an aircraft carrier in the Red Sea.
Once again reminding everyone that all the Russiagate stuff was basically true and Trump just successfully covered it up and the media repeated his lies about it until everyone forgot! Something to think about!
My love of reading is strongly link to this man…
Yes, Elon Musk will die penniless, but at least he'll have the comfort of his one true friend, Big Balls.
Yes, trump will die penniless, but at least he'll have the comfort of his one true friend, elon musk.
Cancel culture on US campuses is a grave threat. That's why it's imperative that anyone who writes a controversial op-ed in the school newspaper be arrested immediately and held without bail.
Why do you have a mask on? Aren't you proud of the work you're doing for your country? Don't you want to stand behind it?
Here's why I, a man who converted to Catholicism 5 years ago at the age of 35, would do a better job choosing the Pope than the Holy Ghost and the Cardinals ... 1/845
Fantastic news for DOGE! We have come up with a more efficient way of manufacturing and obtaining goods for American consumers! This is a huge breakthrough that has the potential to see save trillions of dollars for Americans
trump take ... everything
What I gather from the way that people talk about ChatGPT is that there's a big market for ... the way that Google worked circa 2010
Maybe the navy doesn't need 30 fighter jets. Maybe 2 fighter jets is enough.
When they talk about real ones, they will be talking about Fiona Apple forever.
Fiona Apple - Pretrial (Let Her Go Home) (Official Music Video)
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The Regime is on the record as being against Women, Peace, and Stability, so...
Trump campaigned that he will prevent World War III. More nations are now fighting under his watch.
Taking some time to mourn the loss of childhood.
This kid should be whining that a girl got a higher mark than him in grade 12 math, not being forced to work in a fascist regime.
Way to go, Encyclopedia Brownshirt.
Despite having more biological offspring than Shawn Kemp, Elon's energy is 100% the cringey uncle desperate for approval from teenagers.
WATTER: “Who is Big Balls?”
CORSTINE: “I am.”
MUSK: "That should be obvious."
Taking some time to mourn the loss of childhood.
This kid should be getting a D+ in Psych 101 and barfing all over a college town, not being forced to work in a corruption scandal.
Listen, maybe your handsome little boy doesn't need 30 Lego sets. Maybe instead of 30 Lego sets, he can get a job in the lithium mine. He is 11-years old after all.
Need to make sure that trump never sees season 1 of Andor, or the west coast is going to end up with some truly gnarly prisons, not just Alcatraz.
The Dirty Two Dozen
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
Twelve Degrees of Separation
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
You Only Live Four Times
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
Twelve Degrees of Separation
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
Twelve Degrees of Separation
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Nineteen Weeks
All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. Except young men, it's a brutal time for them, just give them a break.
Hey, is it a violation of the Federal Records Act if the US government doesn't keep records of DoD's correspondence but 5 or 6 foreign governments have those records?
Imagine you and your buddy Jon Voight are chopping it up and you can do literally anything. The best you can come up with is: "reopen an old prison".
That's a basic-ass mad king.
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
Six men and two babies
I don't think a senile old man that's 79 years old needs to have $5 billion. I think they can have $1 billion, or even less!
Trump: "I don't think a beautiful baby girl that's 11 years old needs to have 30 dolls. I think they can have three dolls or four dolls ... they don't need to have 250 pencils. They can have five."
