Yikes.
I would rather be in my woods right now with my goats and dogs.
1/30/2025 - I'm calling on Trump to step down as President for the many catastrophic failures he's already caused during his current term.
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- Well, if they do away with Habeas Corpus they'll find us all guilty of crimes that we AREN'T doing out in the open just because we aren't MAGA.
- There’s something wrong with your brain if you equate Donald Trump taking possession of the 400M plane after he leaves office to the USA getting the Statue of Liberty. Truly fucking stupid or a fascist propagandist.
- How can anyone imagine any of this ending well? Trump is literally compiling a group of the planets richest individuals that literally have so much wealth that they have no need for the rest of us.
- “It’s safe, but…”
- Maybe Trump could have Qatar include some air traffic controllers with his new $400,000,000.00 bribe.
- Let’s clear something up: SNAP stands for Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program — the LARGEST federal program to fight hunger in the country! It blows my mind that the party that touts its “Christian values” is the same party that is SET on taking food from the hungry.
- You mean to tell me the guy that has never actually had to worry about feeding himself or his family doesn't understand that there are people in this country that can't afford food? Who could have guessed....
- Fox News host Gillian Turner to Sen. Jim Risch: "To be fair, the president issued this major executive order, but that doesn't mean that pharmaceutical costs will automatically shoot down tomorrow ... what is the enforcement mechanism?"
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- I'm sure they were all rancid nonsense as well.
- I legitimately don't know of one single piece of legislation that this administration has put forward that will help any average person in this country.
- Medicaid is NOT a handout. It’s how 4.8M Texans survive. Republicans want to cut $715B from it while handing out tax cuts to billionaires. That’s not “fixing” the budget, it’s disrespect for the people who need it most — and voting for that is un-American, plain and simple.
- Don't worry, our "President" is on a taxpayer funded tour to secure billions of dollars in personal investments for himself and his family.
- After fleeing Gaza, Palestinian journalist Abubaker Abed is now physically safe in Dublin, Ireland, but says the trauma is “relentless.”
- Good news, Trump is on a taxpayer funded tour right now with Elon Musk to finish securing hundreds of billions of dollars worth of personal projects for himself and his family.
- BREAKING: French actor Gérard Depardieu has been found guilty of sexual assault on a 2021 film set. He was convicted of having groped a 54-year-old set dresser during the filming of “Les Volets Verts” (“The Green Shutters”).
- He’ll be in Trump’s cabinet by sunrise.
- We’ve got one foot into fascism and the other on a banana peel.
- And a bunch of MAGA lunatics hurtling toward us in a fascism powered plow truck.
- If Pope Leo XIV was hoping to make a splash right out of the gate, he's done a pretty good job of that by announcing his nuanced opposition to A.I. and framing it as a threat to workers everywhere.
- I don't like A.I.'s either. It was awesome when Leo dunked on that A**hole Idiot J.D. Vance.
- WASHINGTON (AP) — Up to 1,000 openly identifying transgender troops will be moved out of the military immediately under new Pentagon order.
- So they're removing active military members because a draft dodger told them to?
- It's honestly fascinating to watch the rightwing response to Pope Leo XIV. Normally, this guy would be greeted with enthusiasm. He's solid conservative who grew up in the Midwest. The first American pope. But he follows Christ's teachings on migrants and refugees. So, they're irate. Fascinating.
- Maybe if Pope Leo was a twice impeached, sexual abusing felon they'd like him more.
- Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
- Pope Deep Dish is going to have the streets of Chicago quiet on Sunday mornings.
- Reporter: Are you planning to meet the Pope? Trump: I do. They’ve already called. To have the Pope from the US, that’s a great honor.
- You can tell he’s pissed, he really thought he was a shoe in for the job.
- VATICAN CITY (AP) — Robert Prevost, the first American pope in the 2,000-year history of the Catholic Church, will take the name Leo XIV.
- Pope Deep Dish is about to have the streets of Chicago empty on Sundays with asses in seats at Church.
- BREAKING: Robert Prevost has been elected the first American pope in history. He'll take the name Leo XIV. bit.ly/3Za7Efw
- Trump will take credit for the new Pope being American, then some scandal will come out about this new Pope and Trump will say he never heard of him.
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- Nope, it'll be Pope of America instead.
- The new Pope is....AMERICAN! Move over Trump! Now there's a more powerful American than you.
- Trump will take credit for the new Pope before the end of business hours today.
- we finally have a Chicago Guy for pope
- Has Trump taken credit for this new Pope yet? You know he's going to.
- The new Pope is an American (from Chicago), Robert Francis Prevost
- God damnit.
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- That is exactly what we need, Trump and Elon in charge of our ability to connect with each other. You don't suppose they'll use that to control the media in their favor?
- We’re so sorry, Canada It’s Tuesday. There are 546 days until the midterm elections. An early gift in Georgia, a win in North Carolina and Canada comes calling.
[This account was taken down by their PDS (Bluesky PBC)]- And I explained why and it is not debatable. It’s just more of the truth that MAGA snowflakes can’t handle.
- Since we’re talking “low IQ,” let’s talk about Trump’s so-called “tough on crime” agenda.
- People Trump’s age (fucking old) claim younger generations don’t know anything about anything, yet they elected a man that thinks we could cure Covid by injecting bleach into our veins.
- Many U S Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas
- Hello Onion staff, If I get one more follower I'll have 800 followers.
- Why is Putin at Mar-a-Lago does Trump know that someone spilled his tanker of ketchup?
- Orlando City Commissioner Tony Ortiz just switched from Republican to Democratic. “The Republican Party is not the party I signed up with... The marginalization of Latinos and immigrants—many of whom have helped build this country—is not leadership. It’s fear-based politics.”
- I want to let myself be hopeful and happy from this but I also wonder if it's some sort of ploy that Republicans will start doing to see if they can limit the impact that the midterms will have on their slim majorities. Will these candidates switch back after an election?
- No, that’s only you, Zuck. The rest of us have actual friends.
- Actually, Republicans in general only have A.I. friends... Actual Idiot friends. Except for Education Secretary Linda McMahon, she has A1 friends.
- Justice delayed but then NOT DENIED in North Carolina, where the Republican candidate has given up his effort to change the rules and apply them unequally to Democrats after the election. Judge Riggs, who won narrowly but clearly (two recounts), will now take her seat, as ordered by the fed court..
- Republicans are destroying everything sacred in this country and they're doing it for a twice impeached, sexual abusing, bailed out billionaire felon and it's just about the saddest thing I've ever witnessed.
- CONCLAVE!!!
- Did Andre 3000 from 2003 dress those guards?
- Trump's super-power is his ability to determine a person's guilt just by looking at their skin color.
- Has anyone told Trump that he's a sexual abusing felon? Maybe that'd help him STFU for once.
- And who exactly does this help?
- So if Bezos does a movie of that trip to "space"?
- Reality: China and the U.S. are not having trade negotiations. MAGA: The art of the deal! 🙄
- MAGA prefers to be lied to. They've made that clear. They will believe anything that makes them feel noticed and safe.
- This looney-tunes right-wing group’s complaint against Roberts was an effort to ferret out my correspondence on judicial ethics matters with the Judicial Conference.
- For them it is very lucrative to sit idly by and let our country collapse around them. Just look at Clarence and Ginni Thomas.
- When Americans put on the uniform, what matters is their ability to do the job. Being transgender has no bearing on their dedication to our nation or their commitment to their unit. Decisions like today's aren't just deeply concerning, they set our armed forces back.
- Trump wishes he was a quarter of the Patriot that Pritzker is. Pritzker cares about the people that put their faith in him.
- Imagine being so bad at running the country that you waste time banning the 0.2% of troops who are trans instead of fixing the economy like you promised on day one. The eggs are still HIGH, Donnie. We are headed straight for a recession. If folks want to serve, LET THEM.
- The Supreme Court said the Trump administration can begin immediately enforcing a ban on transgender service members in the military. Read more: cnn.it/4m9fdx6
- I can't imagine being afraid of someone just because of their gender identity. Republicans are the biggest snowflakes.
- SEAN DUFFY: *blames Chuck Schumer for air traffic control issues in Newark* JAKE TAPPER: We do appreciate you coming and taking our questions, thank you so much sir, and best of luck solving this problem
- Why is nearly every single member of this country's media so afraid to push back against the nonsense that Republicans spew out of their mouths on national television?
- Great work as always, JD.
- Can someone please lock JD up in an old coal mine somewhere to keep him from travelling abroad? It is literally a matter of life and death.
- Say what you will about President Biden, he never told me I should only buy 5 pencils or 2 dolls for my kids.
- Actual leaders that care about this country wouldn't want you to settle for less as they enrich themselves and waste billions of our tax dollars on pet projects.
- Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney: "I was clear there in the Oval Office as I've been clear throughout on behalf of Canadians that this is never gonna happen. Canada is not for sale. It never will be for sale." Bravo, Mark! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
- Even though the word "NO" is only two letters, Trump still doesn't understand what it means.
- Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney is asked what was going through his mind when he was meeting with Donald Trump: "I'm glad that you couldn't tell what was going through my mind." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- Meanwhile, here is what was going on in Trump's mind...
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- Where is this? I've got to take a leak.
- Carney on Trump talking about annexing Canada and slagging on Canadian officials during their press event today: "I'm glad you couldn't tell what was going through my mind."
- Should have brought some gloves that he could throw on the ground and stuffed Trump into the fireplace behind them.
- More shameful cowardice from Big Law.
- I'd be afraid to go against a guy that can grow his ear back in a couple of weeks too! He's invincible!
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- Can't wait to hear how Fox News makes this Biden's fault.
- BREAKING: iShowSpeed will livestream from the conclave at Vatican City
- Honestly, this guy is kind of a legend it's crazy. I don't even know why he's famous but I like him. He knows where to be and when.
- The FDA’s new head of the center charged with vaccine approvals is Dr. Vinay Prasad, a loud critic of moves to greenlight COVID-19 vaccine boosters. He replaces Dr. Peter Marks, who was key in launching Operation Warp Speed—the Trump administration's effort to speed up development of COVID vaccines.
- Republicans want us sick, poor and hungry. We are heading towards some seriously dangerous and trying times unless we take action. There is no disputing that.
- What a fitting way to celebrate our New Jersey Teachers for Teacher Appreciation Week. Congratulations to all the teachers, educators, and staff whose hard work made New Jersey #1 in the country for K-12 education.
- Watch out Cory, those are fighting words if you're dumb POS MAGA lunatic. Education is the Republican party's kryptonite.
- American farmers sell 20% of their products abroad. We should open up more and more markets, not take them away.
- Well, when more than 20% of American family farms are forced out of operating by Trump's disastrous trade policies I guess we won't need to worry so much about selling products abroad.
- The face you make when you realize you’re trapped in the room with a babbling buffoon.
- *A twice impeached, sexual abusing felon/babbling buffoon.
