Actually, Republicans in general only have A.I. friends... Actual Idiot friends. Except for Education Secretary Linda McMahon, she has A1 friends.

AI is tech's new religion--and they're doing everything in their power to force the rest of us to worship at its altar.

He’s a f’n weirdo.

Some of us even have best friends.

Alright, I'm tired of this ride. Where are the exits?

He's talking to the blowup doll crowd.

Zuck is just another mega-rich, socially impaired, incel dork who thinks screens were his only friends growing up so normal people want that too. This is what we get for normalizing Sheldon Cooper as "entertainment" instead of a warning on what happens when stunted teenage freaks hit adulthood.

How do you play pickleball with AI?

I find that rather sick. Friends should be living and breathing not computer generated

AI "friends" will steal your time and weaken your relationships with real people. People will become lonelier. And, make no mistake, the end goal here is to develop intimacy and human connection LLMs and then sell your details to the highest bidder for marketing your weaknesses to you.

My vision is that all Meta will be regulated and broken up into pieces. Also, let's get rid of Section 230 of the CDA that protects internet platform owners from being held responsible for the content hosted on their services. Want to help end misinformation? Make them pay a price for hosting it.

Is there no one in this man's life who can just ask like do you fucking hear yourself??

Ah but the 'friends ' he creates won't warn you that cunts like Zuckerberg are exploiting you while brainwashing you. It's like MAGA AI.

Can you imagine saying this out loud and thinking it makes you look anything but pathetic? These people are sad and lonely. It just goes to show money can’t buy love.

They are also working on AI girlfriends for the incels

I sincerely hope not.

First Musk with his Star Trek delusion and now Zuckerberg and his pretend friends. It doesn't speak well of the so-called genius billionaires class. Weird people.

Most of Zuck’s AI friends don’t even want to spend time with him

He is such a loser

Ooh, burn!

Why would anyone want that!?

Remember… he started FB to meet girls so

Is laughably cringe correct English?

he’s such an evil human being. i feel like AI wouldn’t want to be “friends”with him either

Is this "friend" in the room right now?

It's like he's saying to the Incels, "What if we made your situation *permanent* ?"

He’s a robot.

Like the inflatable doll he keeps under his bed.

Not enough of his friends told him what a piece of garbage he is. One of the biggest platforms in the world and uses it for evil. Such a small man

Exactly

No one even wants to be sucky zuck’s ‘yes man’ so he’s resorted to forcing AI to do the job.

AI friends and a blow-up doll and his life will be complete.

You can live a fantasy life like Trump does. You know smart, super hero with a great body. Everyone loves you all your stupid ideas are great. Everyone call you Sir with tears in their eyes

Nobody wants to be friends with an evil Replicant no matter how rich he is. 😬🚩🚩🚩

The shit that comes out of their mouths.

That's pathetic.

Zuck lost his intelligent, real friends when he bent the knee for Trump.

He has to sneak up on his right hand.

This only proves that "the smartest people" can be absolutely stupid in other areas of life as they try to gaslight US into being as sad and pathetic as they are.

This is why I deleted my Facebook account. To keep this creep as far away from me as possible.

ZUCK is a FU*K!!!!

The people who are using AI like this right now are becoming psychotic futurism.com/chatgpt-user...

Leave it to a nerd who grew up without friends to create a social media platform designed on maintaining friendships only to pivot to virtual reality and assume everyone’s friends will only ever be artificial.

I’m beginning to wonder if classmates at college created Zuckerberg 20 years ago to see how far they could get with a robotic human running any business. I’m beginning to think that maybe he’s not really human after all, or got a Kennedy brain worm or Xlon Xusk brain chip trying out his head cavity

He is and has always been a complete loser.

How r the twins from college doing? Old friends ?🫣👎

God he is sooo creepy

Well that works for Zuck but most of us prefer actual humans.

He's a sentient toilet brush

Well said.

This 👆! He can piss off with his AI companions and dystopian delusions.

There is something seriously wrong with him.

Only friends he can get Rachel. Any real folks that hang with him are users. The dude doesn’t get it!!

Certain AI apps are fun, but they're no replacement for actual human connection.

Maybe it’ll collapse then.

Hahaha 😝 Like your wife?

Companion vibes 😬

Why the F would we want this?!?! Omg

Sucks nothing but a little dick with no balls.

That, most of your friends will be AI, is crazy. Not gonna happen. Ever.

Hey Zuck your only friends are AI.

Zuck is a weirdo.

I hate AI. It’s usually wrong or too wordy. He is such a creepy little weirdo.

Humanity cannot survive without a community. Community interaction is how friendships begin. Why are the “smart” people so obsessed with isolating us from communities? Because they are financially dependent on our unhappiness with our lives, their tech success is dependent on our purchasing power.

I don't have friends, but would sooner lay in traffic than have that ghoul's AIs in my feed.

No it’s not real and we need people in our lives

That’s easily the saddest attempt at trying to make an excuse for lacking even the most minimal social skills I have ever read. Pitiful, really.

No, Zuck. Going forward, which it seems you are striving to do, it's just that that new hairdo of yours will spook any real human friends into getting the hell away from you.

👍👍👍Actual friends are so important to us that we can never give them up for a freaking computer program. Personal relationships increase mental healthcare and mental well being.

wteffffff. He’s a nut. No thanks.

We will be too busy loving our monotonous manufacturing job to have real friends. MAGA has planned such a big beautiful life for us free of materialistic junk and fun.

Perhaps they’ll have a soul.

It’s pathetic that an out of touch billionaire thinks this. Betting his “friends” are all grifters.

Zuckerberg is a disgusting louse.

I see Zuck has taken Fb back to the days of its inception....when he couldn't get a girl.

Yes. Though I do like those of you who are my online acquaintances, too. But I've been assuming all along that you are real. Please advise if you're not. :-)

People like his money, not him.

Zuck’s friends are all on a group chat without him

Loser

Gross.

What a dweeb

#Zuckerberg is a #Loser. No friends and nobody wants his POS network and apps that suck the life out of anyone who touches them. #BoycottMeta #DumpInstagram #FacebookSucks

Alien invader trying to destroy human society. P Seems pretty obvious. Zuckerberg, Musk, Bezos...

None of this says alpha to me

After reading Sarah Williams book about FB and specifically her work with him, as well as watching his ‘pitch’ video about this latest ‘news’ it’s clear is is totally disconnected from most things.

If only this fecking loser had gone to therapy…

Can Ai give me a hug when I'm having a bad day? These rich people are devoid of feelings.

Nope. I don’t think so. Can we send him to Mars too?

I hate that guy. HAAAAAATE him.

He crawled up the ass of fascism. Feeding of the gravy. Of course he has no friends.

For MAGA's like Zukerberg, so will their lovers.

I use AI as little as possible. No thanks, Mark.

For sure🙄…