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- Reposted by hikikomorphism 🇵🇸A reminder: if you are queer, you *are* porn to these people. There is no non-pornographic way for you to live that will keep you safe.
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- Reposted by hikikomorphism 🇵🇸apparently Elon's gotten so mad about Grok not answering questions about Afrikaners the way he wants, xAI's now somehow managed to put it into some kind of hyper-Afriforum mode where it thinks every question is about farm murders or the song "Kill the Boer"
- Reposted by hikikomorphism 🇵🇸A new report finds the bottom 60% of U.S. households—or *two-thirds* of the population—can't afford a “minimal quality of life": housing, health care, and other necessities. "Indicators like GDP and unemployment tell us the economy is thriving. But they don’t reflect the reality of most Americans."
- "the market has priced it in, the market always prices it in" yes but consider that the market also thought Trump would be good for the US, just because a decision mechanism usually performs well doesn't mean it's resilient to black swan events.
- Reposted by hikikomorphism 🇵🇸just a really long sustained and, as it goes on, increasingly obviously sarcastic round of applause to every Democratic op who is still pushing the utterly failed "culture war stuff is just a distraction" narrative and using "woke" as a pejorative. Republicans are gross weirdos just keep saying it.
- Reposted by hikikomorphism 🇵🇸mexican cartels are incredibly used to paying off corrupt politicians to treat them well. the politicians can then act tough on crime by targeting and cracking down on a RIVAL cartel. this is very efficient for everyone involved anyway apparently we're with sinaloa, sucks to be los zetas
- Trump Cut Deal To Let *Sinaloa Cartel Members* Into US apnews.com/article/el-c...
- I bet you could use a custom-tuned LLM and psychedelics to induce some really interesting manic states, like a sort of Leonid Rogozov-style budget MKULTRA
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- Reposted by hikikomorphism 🇵🇸The bar is high, but this might be the most batshit insane thing I’ve ever seen in the AWS documentation. “To find the address of the facility, google it.”
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- Fun fact: celebrities only post like this when a new credible sexual assault allegation is about to drop
- Reposted by hikikomorphism 🇵🇸Pope Leo about to drop some fresh interdicts
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- Just climbed my first V4!
- Reposted by hikikomorphism 🇵🇸June does not speak for The Onion in this instance. As a policy, we are open to extravagant, golden-toiletted sky palaces from all known petrostates.
- Reposted by hikikomorphism 🇵🇸I'm not dying for this country.
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- I think if you idolize the US founding fathers you shouldn't get to dunk on communists for idolizing Stalin and Mao.
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- Reposted by hikikomorphism 🇵🇸GOOD NEWS! Moderna’s combination COVID/influenza vaccine candidate mRNA-1083 has OUTPERFORMED the current standalone vaccines for BOTH viruses in a large (8000+) Phase III trial. A combination vaccine would make it easier for people to get vaccinated against COVID and influenza at the same time. 🧪🧵⬇️
- Fuck the NYT, but that last part is right: the choice to remain silent, to fade into the background instead of speaking up - that choice is a decision with real consequences, not a neutral action.
- Having the belated realization that the very rich probably saw Epstein as a supply chain safety issue, that they thought he was just another contractor sourcing unworldly 20 year olds with ballet backgrounds that merely looked 16 instead of skipping a step and exposing them to blackmail risk.
- Reposted by hikikomorphism 🇵🇸100% of the time: routine maintenance is faster, cheaper, and easier than fixing broken shit - whether it’s cars, relationships, teeth, lawn care, or literally anything, anywhere
- He's fully just posting through it in the midst of meltdown May, this has the potential to be very funny
- can't wait to read the new york times wirecutter guide on vaccine tourism
- as @beyerstein.bsky.social’s quote here notes, “be nice to antivaxxers” has not worked.
- I'm seeing the same result and I've gotta admit, I do not think LLM technology will be able to recursively self improve and bring about the singularity any time soon
- Reposted by hikikomorphism 🇵🇸lol “getting a GIFT, FREE OF CHARGE,” yeah that’s the problem my guy
- super duper burger changed the name of their single-patty menu item to "recession special", it feels like maybe that is a bad sign for the economy
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- This is the Rosetta Stone that explains the insanity of the tech ecosystem rn - they all think they just need to keep it running for another few years, at whatever cost, and at the end of that road they'll have built a shackled machine god to do their bidding.
- Trump may have finally lost Loomer. Who's going to give him toothy head and bad natsec advice in the oval office now, I ask? Who??
- I really like using digital calipers for my art because they enable really fine precision and fit but also if I get too excited about breaking out the nice mitutoyo digital calipers I sound like one of those skull bone perverts. Tragic, tbh
