Hedge Wizardly
Fully automatic nonbinary communist hedge wizard from space. 💛🤍💜🖤 (they/them)
Game Dev Production @ Rockstar (Opinions do not reflect my employer’s)
Wizard; hobby artist, designer, programmer, friendly neighbourhood twitch moderator
- Reposted by Hedge WizardlyNEW: Nearly 200 Overwatch 2 devs have unionized at Blizzard. It's the second wall-to-wall union at the studio after the World of Warcraft team did the same last year. Organizing members tell Kotaku the mass layoffs last year by Microsoft was one of the catalysts, alongside pay and RTO policies.
- Reposted by Hedge WizardlyEven if Duolingo is helping you as it once did me, deleting your account is the only correct move right now. The company posted record profits, but capitalist greed means they're killing jobs, lowering quality, and will be creating an increasingly inferior experience for increasingly higher prices.
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- For any Streamers out there that use the LurkBait Fishing game, @sirhannah.bsky.social bullied me into programming a parser for the pokeapi, so now if you want to fish up Pokemon on stream, you can! www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/q1whm...
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- Reposted by Hedge WizardlyI spent well over a month talking to investors to get the actual data behind what’s happening to the games industry. I was going to say “enjoy!” but it’s, uh, not great. youtu.be/9HM9nmqNioQ
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- The ADHD urge to use parentheses and then forget to close them (because you started writing a LOT in there and then completely forgot they were in parentheses
- If you are a game developer, please join a workers union and encourage your colleagues to fo the same. This industry will not improve if we simply continue to let the rich drive the boat unimpeded
- BREAKING: Electronic Arts is laying off between 300 and 400 staff, including around 100 at Respawn, and canceling a Titanfall extraction shooter that was in early development, according to people familiar. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
- Capturing this goddamn rat has been the most difficult thing I’ve ever endured in #MonsterHunterWilds and it’s not because of gameplay skill challenge, it’s because of the sheer battle it requires in the face of bad UX design 😡
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- JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.
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- Well it sounds weird when you put it like that
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- Well it looks like you already fucking brought her, idiot sword
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- Is it just me or are cheese pizzas getting more pathetic these days? Like sir, I can still see the sauce. I don’t want some cheese on a pizza, I want a pizza under some cheese.
- Reposted by Hedge Wizardlywe just need stupider leftists. I'm dead serious. charismatic guys with the stamina to record 100 instagram reels a week in the front seat of their car saying stuff like "trump made summers too hot" and "the fries at wendy's taste better ever since they went woke"
- not ideal that a big chunk of the most prominent lefty voices online are youtubers who post like once every 6-18 months www.mediamatters.org/google/right...
- Holy shit they accidentally made Grok based?
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- Reposted by Hedge WizardlyToday, we are announcing the formation of United Videogame Workers-CWA, an industry-wide union formed by @codecwa.bsky.social and @cwaunion.bsky.social 💪🎮 We're launching at #GDC2025 this morning to build a video game industry that works for us. We're done playing.
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- For legal reasons, this *gestures to the world* is a joke
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- They are a family :]
- What I want AI to do: ✅ Listen to the music I like and tell me what music has similar vibes ✅ Find me that film / video / meme someone made that fits the vague description in my memory ✅ Deal with menial tasks that I don’t want to do What I don’t want or need AI to do: ❌ Artists’ jobs
- Rough morning for this stack of paper
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- Fuck playing devil’s advocate, I’m playing angel’s advocate. What if you did the NICE thing? What if you were KIND to yourself and and your peers?
- MY SON
- Just a Klefki with lil charms #pokemon
- The audacity of app developers?? Just found a “minimal timer” app on the app store requiring a subscription of £16.99 PER WEEK What the fuck?????
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- Average Oxygen Not Included gameplay: Stressed bc my bammoths are dying because the plume squash is dying because there's no ethanol because the spigot seals are dying because the bonbon tree is dying because it's too warm because I don't have an aquatuner setup because I don't have steel because-
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- I’m so glad to hear this. The Pebble time round was PEAK. repebble.com
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- I hope #1 is a single-use personal guillotine
- Can you imagine if Pokemon Go spawned Absols in areas where disaster warnings were occurring
- As much as I’m loving Heavenly Tyrant (sequel to Iron Widow), I’m finding that in both books, the last 90% feels like it’s being rushed to fit within a page count. Maybe it’s just supposed to be a feeling of intensity and excitement, but it both times I feel like I’m being rushed to the end 😭
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- “Techies are obsessed with going to Mars and inventing an AGI robot to do art. But I’m obsessed with time and life.” KING SHIT 👏👏👏
- Good for them 👏👏👏
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- This looks so cool. Genuinely very excited to play Assassins Creed Shadows. My hat is off to the Ubisoft Quebec devs already 👀 www.ubisoft.com/en-us/game/a...
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- Dragons Age Veilguard dialogue options be like: “Would you like something to drink?” [ ] Tea (commit to monogomous romance with this character) [ ] Coffee (break off any chance of romance with this character)
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- Reposted by Hedge Wizardly"What trillion-dollar problem is AI trying to solve?" Wages. They're trying to use it to solve having to pay wages.
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- Reposted by Hedge WizardlyIf the Depp-Heard fiasco didn't, the Blake Lively smear campaign should drive home an important media literacy lesson that I'm afraid many are missing: when it seems like everybody is suddenly talking about something, consider the possibility that the viral moment was engineered.
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- I’m so mad at how 90% of apps on the app store have subscription services. You think I wanna pay £5.99 a month for a calculator / dictionary / note taking app??? Every day capitalism manages to enrage me anew
- Practicing spells
