Hedge Wizardly
Fully automatic nonbinary communist hedge wizard from space. 💛🤍💜🖤 (they/them)
Game Dev Production @ Rockstar (Opinions do not reflect my employer’s)
Wizard; hobby artist, designer, programmer, friendly neighbourhood twitch moderator
- I NEED Stjepan Sejic's Wonder Woman Tomb Raider to not only be a graphic novel in my goddamn collection right now, I want it to be motherfucking canon that they becomes wives.
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- For any Streamers out there that use the LurkBait Fishing game, @sirhannah.bsky.social bullied me into programming a parser for the pokeapi, so now if you want to fish up Pokemon on stream, you can! www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/q1whm...
- There's about 212 Pokemon that are from the "water" egg groups (and a selection of others we thought made sense to fish up) and 53 items. The rarity (value) is calculated using the catch rate and the pokemon's stat total, with the Shiny versions of the being significantly more.
- The ADHD urge to use parentheses and then forget to close them (because you started writing a LOT in there and then completely forgot they were in parentheses
- If you are a game developer, please join a workers union and encourage your colleagues to fo the same. This industry will not improve if we simply continue to let the rich drive the boat unimpeded
- BREAKING: Electronic Arts is laying off between 300 and 400 staff, including around 100 at Respawn, and canceling a Titanfall extraction shooter that was in early development, according to people familiar. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
- Capturing this goddamn rat has been the most difficult thing I’ve ever endured in #MonsterHunterWilds and it’s not because of gameplay skill challenge, it’s because of the sheer battle it requires in the face of bad UX design 😡
- Struggling to deploy a screamer pod then switch to the net then fire the net accurately when it has an insane drop on it all while riding the seikret and controlling the camera within the tiny amount of time this thing stays stunned….. and the switching and selecting mechanics SUCK
- By slashing teams that gather critical data, the Trump administration has left the federal government with no way of understanding if policies are working — and created a black hole of information whose consequences could ripple out for decades.
- Makes sense, the only metric that matters to Trump is being able to say things are “working tremendously” based solely on vibes
- Going back to not keeping up so closely with What's Going On and constantly trying to analyse it because I need to look after my mental health so I can be a good capitalist peon.
- I relate to this so hard 🥲
- JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.
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- Scooby Doo unmasking except it’s constantly unveiling absent parents and sex pests and it’s always Zeus
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- This would be a great way in dnd of giving players access to cheaper potions as an option 👀
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- As Stromae said, everyone knows how to make babies, but no-one knows how to make fathers 💀
- Well it sounds weird when you put it like that
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- Option C: I KNOW it’s not slander because I KNOW she will bite me but I will risk it anyway
- Well it looks like you already fucking brought her, idiot sword
- Is it just me or are cheese pizzas getting more pathetic these days? Like sir, I can still see the sauce. I don’t want some cheese on a pizza, I want a pizza under some cheese.
- Holy shit they accidentally made Grok based?
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- Who up pondering they orb to surf the web?
- For legal reasons, this *gestures to the world* is a joke
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- Okay damn you dont gotta flex on us all like this 😩
- They are a family :]
- What I want AI to do: ✅ Listen to the music I like and tell me what music has similar vibes ✅ Find me that film / video / meme someone made that fits the vague description in my memory ✅ Deal with menial tasks that I don’t want to do What I don’t want or need AI to do: ❌ Artists’ jobs
- Rough morning for this stack of paper
- Fuck playing devil’s advocate, I’m playing angel’s advocate. What if you did the NICE thing? What if you were KIND to yourself and and your peers?
- Just a Klefki with lil charms #pokemon
- Drawing my son so beautifully is an INSTANT follow omg 🥹🥹🥹
- MY SON
- Just a Klefki with lil charms #pokemon
- The audacity of app developers?? Just found a “minimal timer” app on the app store requiring a subscription of £16.99 PER WEEK What the fuck?????
- Happy LittleBigPlanet OST launch day :) li.sten.to/littlebigpla...
- This OST will forever be imprinted in my brain as part of some FOND core memories 🥰
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- I’m not sure I understand- we can get the print / metallic sticker via your Patreon? If so how?? 👀
- Average Oxygen Not Included gameplay: Stressed bc my bammoths are dying because the plume squash is dying because there's no ethanol because the spigot seals are dying because the bonbon tree is dying because it's too warm because I don't have an aquatuner setup because I don't have steel because-
- I’m so glad to hear this. The Pebble time round was PEAK. repebble.com
- It’s been such an honor to write for this kind of game. I never thought my career would bring me here. I’m so excited to introduce the world to South of Midnight in full. It means a lot to me.
- All the stories are real, darlin'. South of Midnight launches April 8th, 2025, on Xbox Series X|S, Xbox App for Windows PC, Steam and cloud, or play it day one with Game Pass. PRE-ORDER NOW! Xbox: t.co/c2fs6s0dYV Steam: t.co/CkFZUSiANV Watch the full story trailer: youtu.be/mduNO0poAnE
- It looks incredible and I’m so excited!
- I hope #1 is a single-use personal guillotine
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- I’m one of those pokemon whose ears go /\ /\ when there’s a noise That’s all I can say
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- Herman Millers (and other office chairs) will almost always trump gaming chairs in terms of comfort. You can get refurbished ones cheaper, too. If you’re not TOO bothered about comfort, or wont be in the chair for extended periods, then secretlabs are some of the prettiest you’ll find.
- Also recommended to get a footrest and / or an under desk hammock - www.overclockers.co.uk/thunderx3-3-...
- Can you imagine if Pokemon Go spawned Absols in areas where disaster warnings were occurring
- As much as I’m loving Heavenly Tyrant (sequel to Iron Widow), I’m finding that in both books, the last 90% feels like it’s being rushed to fit within a page count. Maybe it’s just supposed to be a feeling of intensity and excitement, but it both times I feel like I’m being rushed to the end 😭
- “Techies are obsessed with going to Mars and inventing an AGI robot to do art. But I’m obsessed with time and life.” KING SHIT 👏👏👏
- Good for them 👏👏👏
- Ubisoft delays Assassin’s Creed Shadows again - theverge.com/2025/1/9/24339958/u…
- This looks so cool. Genuinely very excited to play Assassins Creed Shadows. My hat is off to the Ubisoft Quebec devs already 👀 www.ubisoft.com/en-us/game/a...
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- Try this- bsky.app/profile/did:...
- And also this- bsky.app/profile/did:...
- Dragons Age Veilguard dialogue options be like: “Would you like something to drink?” [ ] Tea (commit to monogomous romance with this character) [ ] Coffee (break off any chance of romance with this character)
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- Yeah this is on brand for you to be fair 😂
- Here it is: my top 10 video games of 2024 www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
- I would’ve loved Nine Sols so much more if I could make the respawn mechanics closer to Celeste. Every time I did on something as I’m trying to remember or figure out the mechanic, and have to make my way back from the last checkpoint, a piece of me wants to play just a little bit less 😭
- I’m so mad at how 90% of apps on the app store have subscription services. You think I wanna pay £5.99 a month for a calculator / dictionary / note taking app??? Every day capitalism manages to enrage me anew
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- 100% I looked at so many today and could only find two that I could buy which didnt have subscriptions, and they were quite limited in what they have
- Practicing spells
