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"Don't go mistaking your house burning down for the dawn" -Frank Turner
Been worried about Elon Musk and that stupid cartoon frog since 2017
- Gee, good thing he stopped himself before saying something ugly. 😒
- The world lost Doris Day six years ago today. RIP
- Your shit AND everyone else's shit will be scattered all over the place until the day you die, so STOP telling yourself you should have it together. Instead, work on piling the shit into clumps. And be gentle w/ yourself when a clump explodes all over the place. Maybe those turds belong elsewhere.
- they are trying to suspend habeas corpus sir
- NEW: California has launched ‘Ask CAL FIRE”, an AI-powered chatbot on @calfire.bsky.social’s website offering wildfire resources and emergency information in 70 languages. We’re committed to transforming government to more efficiently and effectively serve people.
- He's trying to win back Kimberly. BTW, have you tried to use CA's DMV callbot? The only good thing about it was its name--"Miles". I'm sure this chatbot will be equally awful.
- seems pretty high!
- Scott Baio? Is Scott Baio in charge of our economy, Aaron?
- It's always my dumbest comments... 🤷♀️
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- I haven't had a hangover in a long while, but that "10:30am" sure did give me a phantom stab in the head. 🤣
- consider, they picked whichever Pope would piss off Vance the most
- Well Vance DID kill the old pope, so...
- In loving memory of Strike, 2010 – 2025
- RIP, sweet boy. 💔
- annnnnd muted Pope
- ok, Martin Luther.
- We need a bluesky pope. We can start the prepping now so they can be voted in the next conclave . Who do y’all nominate?
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- Will we need a Vice Pope to cover during hibernation?
- New pope:
- darth
- More than 100 Roman Catholic cardinals meeting in a secret conclave have elected a new pope.
- The next step:
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- Awww! 💗 I haven't seen grumpy cat in years.
- concluding that no force on earth will prevent my cohort from becoming afraid of new technology as it ages even though we collectively mocked our parents' generation for doing the same thing
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View full threadYou're right. I used to always think that'd only happen if there some kind of global catastrophe.
- HA, maybe the Digital Age itself was/is the global catastrophe.
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- Would be wild if the Digital Age was born and developed over the first half of my life... then crashes and dies over the second half.
- this is a video posted by the Toronto police association. if you set aside the fact that this is a march for a cop that crashed his car choking on a hot dog, which is very funny on its own, this is the worst marching discipline I've ever seen in my life. I'm fucking crying
- You know, it seems like lacking the ability to synchronize oneself to the guy ahead of you could be a physical indicator that someone lacks empathy. For an able-bodied person, I'd think simple body mirroring could be the most basic expression of empathy. Have psychologists considered this?
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- Don't tire your pipes out too much, pls!
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- have a damned nice day! 🙂
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- Have you seen him with Rocco? The lil dude is full of fire. Could be our next Luigi.
- That hurt my heart. 💔
- People keep comparing ChatGPT to a calculator to me and like even if it were that simple of a comparison you still need to learn math. You still need to be able to count and do arithmetic before you rely on the calculator. And you should be able to do easy math in your head and by hand
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- I recently discovered that iPhone's calculator stores your calculation history. I was mortified at myself!
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- Well, in college in the 90s, I felt pretty much like God with this bad boy. (They're still badass and used widely; in 1994, I paid less than their current resale value!)
- You seem obedient. Visit the newly redesigned theonion.com.
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- Good luck! 👍🍀
- End of the day, it’s the reverse rush hour starting with our donkeys, wish me luck
- "It's supper time! Forget Hammer time..." 😂
- Today is the day - the KITTEN SHOWER! 😻 Here are just some of the cute, cuddly, rambunctious, sweet, incredible kittens you'll be meeting and supporting today.
- The 3rd one looks to be in my favorite stage of kitten development: Buddha Belly! 🥰
- i am currently reading jacob heilbrunn’s great book on the American right’s love affair with foreign dictators, and one thing that is very apparent is that these people have always celebrated racism. no backlash required.
- That's strange. I saw the expensive boats in the Trump boat parades yet didn't feel an urge to be racist. 🤷♀️
- now explain it with food and medicine
- I can't help but notice they seem to want to make little girls cry but not little boys. 🤔
- the pedophile administration
- The only reason I sometimes go on X is to read the MAGA comments under her posts. They hate her. Not only are they sick of the Epstein file delays, they thought she'd have Hillary, Fauci, Schiff, etc arrested by now. They think she's letting Trump down. 🙃
- California built the film industry — and we’re ready to bring even more jobs home. We’ve proven what strong state incentives can do. Now it’s time for a real federal partnership to Make America Film Again. POTUS, let’s get it done.
- Trying to win Kimberly back, champ?
- It's another Tuesday morning...
- If we think tourism will be bad as is, just imagine if due process is allowed to apply *only* to citizens. Even North Korea knows enough [about optics] to grant non-citizens show trials.
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- Someone show these idiots Wikipedia.
- i don't really doubt that he did it, cops do this shit constantly and fuck up cases they should have in the bag and whatever the truth I don't really care as long as Luigi gets set free and no one dies or goes to prison for the assassination of that CEO
- and no, giving your opinion about whether or not he shot that guy online doesn't hurt Luigi's case. the more people talking about this one way or the other the harder prosecution becomes. It's fine!
- Let's all reasonably doubt Luigi's guilt, please. Let's reasonably doubt it often and in as many ways as we wish.
- For those of you who want to enjoy the fact that rich people are no longer as rich as their balance sheets because of a lack of liquidity in private investments www.wsj.com/opinion/the-...
- broke: EAT THE RICH! bespoke: I WANT RICH PEOPLE TO NO LONGER BE AS RICH AS THEIR BALANCE SHEETS BECAUSE OF A LACK OF LIQUIDITY IN PRIVATE INVESTMENTS!
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- YOU'RE HIRED*, JOSH! *i can't hire you
- Prolly should say Some More News or maybe Minion Death Cult, but let's go left-field: @datedateline.bsky.social Been dreaming of a crossover w/ them + Last Pod On The Left b/c they all similarly lose their damn minds over Chad Daybell's lack of charisma. But you'd be GREAT! Can you not curse tho?😬
- Remembering Adam Yauch aka MCA August 5, 1964 - May 4, 2012 Beastie Boys HD : Sabotage ( David Letterman ) - 1994 #hardcorepunk #hiphop #mca #adamyauch #beastieboys #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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View full threadI don't know who that is. Look, you seem like a young Leftist. So here's something from when I was young that you'll probably like. - Now pls go have fun inside the rabbit hole it sends you down until this MCA post goes quiet. Thanks.
- (btw, the name of the song is "Jesus Was A Pacifist". I grabbed a video with the wrong title.)
- President Trump has ordered the reopening of ALCATRAZ
- They closed it down because it was too expensive to run. Now it generates $60M in tourist revenue per year. Beyond that, as a FORMER prison rich in history, it's a cool thing to spot out there in the Bay while taking a stroll along Fisherman's Wharf. As an active prison?--a sickening spectacle. 😡
- “If there is one thing that is clear from Donald Trump’s first 100 days, it is that he is not a regular president. But the courts continue to treat him as one, which is what has us barreling towards a full-blown constitutional crisis,” Marc Elias writes. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/the-...
- I thought the image was Bad Religion album art at first.
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- Someone just get me access. I'll figure out the rest.
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- People are weird. Like a while back, someone made a big deal over the phone about having a surprise for me. When I saw them, they gave me : : this. 🫠
- I don't normally look a gift horse in the face, but: 1) I had no idea what it was until I found it buried in a drawer today & finally googled it (it's boring), 2) I hate cops, 3) I hate the military, 4) axes scare me The only way it could have been more wrong for me is if I also hated avocados.
- soy occupied government
- Checks out.
- Donald Trump has no idea what a gallon of gas costs.
- Senator, let's give the man a break. He's gotta be tired from saving 75% of the population from death by fentanyl.
