Ennui Doofen
writer of jokes
fighter of life
more doof ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
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- Thank you so much, T 🩷
- when your pet does a big stretch the law is that you have to say BIG STRETCH instead of IMPRESSIVE PANDICULATION but if you say it in the same voice they won't narc
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- I don't but probably should 😳
- if i'm in the mood for some jazz i just throw an orchestra down the stairs
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- @sonictyrant.bsky.social Tiger can you get your shit straight so I can give you prizes? Don't make me throw ya down the stairs to make music
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- It's my fav 🥰
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- Thanks Jason 🩷
- go.bsky.app/E39kxaT consider me your skeet sommelierat://did:plc:w2roasn3li3txwy63nx732s7/app.bsky.graph.starterpack/3lohx4gr5e22a
- Thank you Friend 💕
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- 😂😅
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- *whispering* everyone does that
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- SEE, it's a thing! And I have two of them doing it to me. Thanks for evidence
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- Did you cough until you threw up and peed your pants? Asking for a friend
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- I'd like to report how frequently I am slapped by a Pyrenees but people just say awww
- hi I wrote a new blog about being fat, losing weight because I need surgery, and the hypocrisy of it all. do not @ me your diet or weight loss advice, I will block you immediately. thank you.
- I teared up multiple times in different ways reading this. Thank you. 🥹
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- Awww 🩷
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- The True Story of Ennui Doofen
- ask a chronically ill person how we're doing, it's like, "great. i've got diarrhea and a migraine today, but ya know, pretty good."
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- Thank you 😊
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- I'm alive and I woke up are my two most frequent answers.
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- Who among us has this kind of energy 😵💫
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- I'm living it and my kid is surprised by how overjoyed I am today 😂 it's a great day! I have energy. I want to call the news and report it
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- but y'all have sinus infections 😉 I'm happy you're healthy!
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- ikyk
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- Thank you 💕 back at ya
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- Oh man I don't think they'll make a skull bigger. Sounds like shit out of luck 😬
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- It's being on high dose steroids but you have to have paper for bones, a head that's too big for your neck to hold up, maybe diabetes 😵💫
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- This will always be the funniest thing ever that no one but us will understand
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- Thanks, I just got an infusion, so I'm feeling pretty hyped from steroids, but two days ago it was I hate everything 😉
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- My fav TikTok vid is a little girl running down a hill directly into a parked car. There's a loud bonk and then a lil voice saying, "I'm okay"
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- Exactly
- so many of my friends are some of the funniest people on this app battling huge things in their daily life and this is my "i'm proud of you. keep going."
- tag @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social to crown your favorite posts and spread joy 👑
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- You can wear a tiara you bought if you want to, but the tiara you won carries prestige.
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- Spiteful Octopus with thunder here: please, a round of applause as we welcome Foyer "Foyer" Jenkins
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- Where did you find that picture of me
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- This is fantastic. Thank you 💕
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- 🤷🏻♀️😂
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- 😂 thank you both
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- Omg id be trying to figure out how to unplug mine
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- I'll take it! I missed a bunch of wild wind in PA and TX last night- I'll never know if there was a bow echo 😩
- 😂 guilty
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- Absolutely
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