Jason, ex Inferis
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
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- What my dog sees after he throws up
- We can call off the search party. I found myself.
- Flirting never gets easier. Just asked a woman at urgent care if she comes here often.
- My mother talks to Alexa like she’s talking her through delivering a baby on a stuck elevator
- Reposted by Jason, ex Inferisif you truly want to show your mom you love her today, just leave her the fuck alone
- I love that courtroom sketches are still a thing. Leaves open the possibility for a smurf or two to be in there.
- All cars are self driving when you have narcolepsy
- Finally a pope who gets midwest emo
- Big dog is a nickname that works regardless of gender
- English language really cooked with “notwithstanding”