Bob
I don't know what anyone wants
- Seems like the sort of thing you'd expect someone to mention at some point during the hiring process
- yeah, that's right: I'm the guy you don't remember
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- They are all so fucking bent and so fucking stupid that they will absolutely kill thousands or millions when they reach the cornered rat phase that bent, stupid fucks like them always reach.
- Yeah, he's a fucking idiot.
- The New York Times is fucking useless
- "We can't catch Biden doing anything illegal, therefore he does it covertly. Trump doesn't do anything covertly, therefore none of it is illegal."
- no shit
- Motherfucker looked me right in the eye and called the water fountain a "hydration station."
- Also, Grover Cleveland didn't take the Statue of Liberty home with him when he was done.
- Reposted by Bobfunny to think that the crows who will pick my bones some day haven’t even been born yet
- Reposted by BobTrump Cut Deal To Let *Sinaloa Cartel Members* Into US apnews.com/article/el-c...
- American politics has finally become so unrelentingly stupid that everyone's given up and they're talking about England instead.
- he has reason to
- Reposted by BobHey guys, let's take the genius behind this catastrophe and put him in charge of demolishing the federal government! www.vice.com/en/article/t...
- Reposted by Bob1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier
- Reposted by BobI corrected the propaganda.
- The New York Times has jumped ALL the sharks.
- Reposted by BobChina is unfairly gaining a competitive advantage by investing its public funds in education, technology, healthcare, and infrastructure. To combat this, we will drastically reduce our investment in all of these things here in the U.S. Trust us, this is gonna work because of [unintelligible]
- "We shouldn't have masked thugs kidnaping people off the street" didn't used to be a radical left position.
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- Reposted by BobThe foreign emoluments clause was written to prevent exactly this. Blatantly unconstitutional
- Reposted by BobGenerative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
- Reposted by BobToday, our client Rümeysa Öztürk was released on bail from ICE detention in Louisiana, and she will return to New England to continue her studies. 📸 Giancarlo D’Agostaro
- Reposted by BobA masked militia assaulting and arresting opposition politicians for exercising their legal right to access an unlawful prison camp. Welcome to America in 2025.
- Reposted by BobI don’t care what Ozturk wrote. It doesn’t matter. This is America. We’re fucking free to have opinions of all sorts. It doesn’t matter. You don’t get to lock up people for bad thought. That’s against the fucking law and morals and fuck every last person arguing that this is a crime. Fuck all of em
- Reposted by BobI don't generally give out life advice but one suggestion I have is to not take or remain in a job that requires you to hide your face from your fellow citizens in shame while you do your fucking nazi cosplay on behalf of a paste-brained tyrant
- Reposted by Bobit would be cool if one national democratic leader took this moment to secure the release of the fucking mayor of newark new jersey
- If you use "despise" when I know you mean "detest," I won't say anything but I'll secretly judge you.
- Is the invasion in the room with us right now?
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- Reposted by BobWhatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.
- I live for those occasions when I trick one of the cats and he gives me that look that says, "I know I have no forebrain, but something's wrong here and I blame you."