Dan
video game town crier, probably retired TV writer, former national news producer. My iMDB is a train wreck. 🇱🇧/🇺🇸
- the show is called Andor because no matter how many smart people you have making plans and pointing fingers and talking in circles, nothing actually gets done until someone with a pair of balls gets off their ass and actually does something
- Daryl you’re not even Yacht, you don’t have the jazz chops
- I shoulda never smoke that shit, now I’m trapped in a Blue Prince room at the dry cleaner
- Reposted by DanIn the first admin, I often fantasized about Trump being locked in a room until someone managed to explain how one thing actually worked to him, and he couldn't leave until he had demonstrated that he had in fact learned how that thing really worked and I always assumed everyone starved to death
- yes this floating planter thing seems like a cool gift, but the best part is that the magnetic sweet spot is so tenuous that just breathing on it causes it to snap violently down onto the plate and splatter dirt in all directions. 10/10 gift
- standing in the kitchen crushing 3 bags of my kid’s fruit snacks like an alcoholic with a bottle of vodka hidden under the sink
- I knew The Greatest Showman would be a cringey musical but I did not expect all the songs to be… like that
- Vizzini ass faint
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- Reposted by Danvatican announces new pope:
- Reposted by DanThere is no getting back on this ride. aftermath.site/marvel-thunder...
- Reposted by DanCasar: "The party of 'very fine people on both sides' or 'Jewish space lasers' does not give a damn about stopping antisemitism. If my Republican colleagues want to stop the spread of antisemitism, maybe they should stop apologizing for and promoting antisemites."
- Influencer Tinx sounds like a seasonal League of Legends skin
- Reposted by DanI don’t know man, what could it possibly be?
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- Reposted by DanThe cantina band from Star Wars seems even weirder now we know from Andor that the bar could’ve just been playing normal techno
- are Palestinian people real too or are we reserving this nuanced empathy for a specific type of person
- calling it
- Reposted by Dan“Putting a hat on a hat” is literally a term actual comedians use to describe something as trying so hard to be funny it is no longer funny.
- Reposted by DanWow he’s serious about the whole anti-woke thing
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- if you’re worried about an AI’s feelings, you might want to do some reporting on the actual human children being starved and slaughtered on a daily basis at the behest of our government
- At first I was enjoying Blue Prince, but it’s starting to feel like an escape room where the reward for escaping is another, more obtuse escape room, forever. It’s a game for the kind of sick fuck who buys a giant book of crossword puzzles just for the fun of it.
- Andor juxtaposing the Empire having a boardroom meeting about how to quietly genocide a planet while a bunch of leaderless dipshit rebels argue about who gets to fly a stolen spaceship is… too real for comfort
- you just know the movie Conclave is doing absolute numbers right now
- Reposted by DanAs others have noted, if you’re not seeing this “pro-natalism” creepiness through the lens of the white nationalist Fourteen Words, you’re missing the point.
- I wish it were as simple as Fox News imposing their minority will onto the masses but unfortunately ~50% of your fellow citizens keep watching because it’s what they want to hear. The problem isn’t Fox, it’s Americans.
- Reposted by DanIn the mid-1980s, Charles Bronson delivered one of the hardest Earth Day PSAs ever seen by mankind.
- Reposted by DanSORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
- As writer myself, I really respect how the right is constantly refining their message down to the bare essentials. We’re about 3 weeks away from every Republican official just shouting “ILLEGALS TRANS DEI” on repeat like a glitching robot
- wait is that really what they call people from Louisville? if so that absolutely rules
- Reposted by DanHappy 72nd Birthday to Rick Moranis. Thank you for being the Canadian treasure that you are.
- Reposted by Dan“frankly, he has not won an election since before I was born” Lmaooooo
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- fucking resign coward
- lol what the fuck are we even doing here people
- may I interest you in a croissant
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- Reposted by DanVery bad that mainstream media keeps accepting the premise the Trump admin is “cracking down on antisemitism”. Everyone knows none of this has anything to do with “antisemitism” it has to do with snuffing out any dissent over Israel’s genocide in Gaza and purging brown people from society
- On campuses nationwide, many students are saying that the Trump administration's efforts to crack down on antisemitism have caused a chilling effect on speech and political activity. By @elenamoore.bsky.social
- can anyone recall the last time Sean Penn was sheveled
- Reposted by DanKurt Vonnegut man
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- completely innocent professor in the middle of a lecture: There must be some mistake! Ice T to packed lecture hall: Class is dismissed, your professor’s been diddling orphans. [post credits sequence, the now fired professor opens the card of an Edible Arrangements bouquet] “Our bad 🤪 - SVU”
- lol
- Reposted by DanGameStop CEO before and after Trump's tariffs lmao
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- can I spend 8 seconds feeling relieved without seeing dogshit AI memes on my timeline
- One of the original 6 Robot Masters in Mega Man 1 was Fire Man, but I’d argue he’s actually the weakest of the fire-based Mega Man bosses and was surpassed almost immediately by Heat Man in Mega Man 2, though the fire theme would then be abandoned entirely until Flame Man in Mega Man 6, althou—
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- just died from a fatal case of douche chills
- kid invented a running bit where The Grinch is staying in our house and eating meals with us, but it’s escalated to the point where we have to set out a place setting for him and cheers him before we eat and I’m ready for this green shlep to get a job and take his deadbeat ass out of my shit already
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- Reposted by DanMr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it
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- Reposted by DanSamus at the start of every Metroid game
- lol the fuck is this “pwetty pwease forget that I throw coffee mugs at my assistants” ass picture they went with? fuck this guy
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- the double standard here is deranged. Republicans can run the most unapologetically vulgar extreme right fascist lunatic for president and win a national election TWICE, but the only way we can win is by not swearing and coalescing around a center-right bowl of lukewarm porridge. noted, thank you
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- Reposted by DanI'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
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- Reposted by DanHere is the full text of an open letter signed by 50+ film journalists and counting to @variety.com following their publication of an article blaming Rachel Zegler's pro-Palestine political activism for the box office results of a Disney film.
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- so did he quit
- republican friends, this is a crisis. the only way to save America now is for all of you to buy a Tesla. it doesn’t matter if you can afford it, buy the most expensive model you can. hell, buy TWO. the country demands your brave sacrifice.
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